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that Ardbeg is brewed in a bath in bristol ,i had abottle at xmas and i still have it (less 1 nip) the Islay malts dont agree with me ,thats why i drink out of a brown paper bag by the library burp ! sorry are you my carer? where's ma glasses?

lo folks had a crap day at work so got home and tried to fix my trike ,got her going ,only to overheat the bleedin thing lucky enough in the pub car park ,goes to the pub to get some water (yes,yes we belive you ) pub shut till six ,so can i have a p...

Cheers CPT ive been locked away as they say ,pressures of work an all and the fact i'm f..ing mental dont help.

cpt where have you been matey? it's me i lost me marbles and went looking for them can i have a pernod and irn brew /?

ITS GOOD TO BE BACK IN THE LAND OF THE "where is this again? pub can i have a large Esperanto with a gaviscon chaser please!