Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[fairyfoot2]

I banged my bonce on a cupboard today :8}

It hurt me more than mere words can say :_|

I've got a bump and it doesn't look pretty X-(

best that I go to see Doctor Chitty? B-)

[barbara.1482]

I banged my bonce on a cupboard today :8}

It hurt me more than mere words can say :_|

I've got a bump and it doesn't look pretty X-(

best that I go to see Doctor Chitty? B-)

Oh no, better wait, my own Dr's away :^O

I saw a spider the other night 😮

[1jeffery53]

I saw a spider the other night 

with eight hairy legs and teeth that bite 

[barbara.1482]

I saw a spider the other night 😮

with eight hairy legs and teeth that bite

I whacked it hard with all my might 😄

[1jeffery53]

I saw a spider the other night 

with eight hairy legs and teeth that bite

I whacked it hard with all my might 

it rolled on its back eyes full of fright 

[barbara.1482]

I saw a spider the other night 😮

with eight hairy legs and teeth that bite

I whacked it hard with all my might 😄

it rolled on its back eyes full of fright

Mission accomplished it serves it right :^O

My only weakness is buns and choccies 😄

I even hide them in my sockies :^O

[1jeffery53]

My only weakness is buns and choccies 

I even hide them in my sockies

my feet are big and my socks are large

[barbara.1482]

My only weakness is buns and choccies 😄

I even hide them in my sockies :^O

my feet are big and my socks are large

They've got to be cause I'm in charge ;\

[fairyfoot2]

My only weakness is buns and choccies 😄

I even hide them in my sockies :^O

my feet are big and my socks are large

They've got to be cause I'm in charge ;\

now the choccies are under safe lockies :^O

There once was a man with blue shoes

[barbara.1482]

There once was a man with blue shoes

Who was always spreading bad news 😮

[fairyfoot2]

There once was a man with blue shoes

Who was always spreading bad news 😮

his friends decided to show

[barbara.1482]

There once was a man with blue shoes

Who was always spreading bad news 😮

his friends decided to show

He wasn't always in the know ;\

[fairyfoot2]

There once was a man with blue shoes

Who was always spreading bad news 😮

his friends decided to show

He wasn't always in the know ;\

now they spread the news they choose

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

[barbara.1482]

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

When all the lovely flowers are in bloom :-x

[fairyfoot2]

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

When all the lovely flowers are in bloom :-x

into my garden I will go

[barbara.1482]

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

When all the lovely flowers are in bloom :-x

into my garden I will go

With my spade and garden hoe 😄

[1jeffery53]

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

When all the lovely flowers are in bloom 

into my garden I will go

With my spade and garden hoe 

i hope the worms don't bite 😛

[barbara.1482]

Don't you think we're rather queer :^O

Coming on here just to peer 😄

[fairyfoot2]

Don't you think we're rather queer :^O

Coming on here just to peer 😄

so everyone please join in

[barbara.1482]

Don't you think we're rather queer :^O

Coming on here just to peer 😄

so everyone please join in

And if you like you can try to sing ;\