Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[barbara.1482]

typical female got to have the last word ;\

You know me too well, but it does sound absurd 😄

bla bla bla bla blar blaing all day long

That's right, for a moment I thought you'd joined me in song :^O

[barbara.1482]

Gosh, No response yet 😮 No wonder us Ladies have the LAST WORD]:):^O;-)

[fashionable*ways]

Summer's on its way, I've heard it rumoured,

It's about time, I'm not too good humoured  :_|

[1jeffery53]

Summer's on its way, I've heard it rumoured,

It's about time, I'm not too good humoured  

birds  singing butterfly's flapping  :^O

[fairyfoot2]

Summer's on its way, I've heard it rumoured,

It's about time, I'm not too good humoured  

birds singing butterfly's flapping  :^O

and all of us here are clapping

[fashionable*ways]

Summer's on its way, I've heard it rumoured,

It's about time, I'm not too good humoured  

birds singing butterfly's flapping  :^O

and all of us here are clapping

And out of the rain tomorrow you'll be dashing :^O

On a typical summer's day in Britain

[fairyfoot2]

So funny the limericks Barbara, :-x Theba, :-x and Jeffery, :-x when I looked back, I laughed my head oRf. :^O xxx

Erm, Jefferrrrrry I sure think you needed to run orf and hide.:^O

My Office NOW. :^O

[fairyfoot2]

On a typical summer's day in Britain

there was Jeffery on a bench by a bin

[barbara.1482]

On a typical  summer's day in Britain

there was Jeffery on a bench by a bin

Collecting fag ends that others threw in :^O

[1jeffery53]

On a typical  summer's day in Britain

there was Jeffery on a bench by a bin

Collecting fag ends that others threw in

supping on his lime and gin

[barbara.1482]

On a typical summer's day in Britain

there was Jeffery on a bench by a bin

Collecting fag ends that others threw in

supping on his lime and gin

And topping it up from a grubby old tin:^O

I'm such a jolly person you know 😄

[fairyfoot2]

I'm such a jolly person you know 😄

yep, all your wit really does show

[1jeffery53]

I'm such a jolly person you know 

yep, all your wit really does show

with a smile on my face  :^O

[barbara.1482]

I'm such a jolly person you know 😄

yep, all your wit really does show

with a smile on my face  :^O

Of sadness,no trace:-D

[fashionable*ways]

I'm such a jolly person you know 😄

yep, all your wit really does show

with a smile on my face  :^O

Of sadness,no trace 😄

Not even on days when rain and wind doth blow :-x

Coming home from holiday,

Unpacking suitcases, come what may

[barbara.1482]

Coming home from holiday

Unpacking suitcases, come what may

Thank God that's it for another year :^O

[fashionable*ways]

Coming home from holiday

Unpacking suitcases, come what may

Thank God that's it for another year :^O

At last the washing machine is clear 😄

[barbara.1482]

Coming home from holiday

Unpacking suitcases, come what may

Thank God that's it for another year :^O

At last the washing machine is clear 😄

But only to start up on another day :_|;-)

I banged my bonce on a cupboard today 😐

[fashionable*ways]

I banged my bonce on a cupboard today ;\

It hurt me more than mere words can say :_|

[barbara.1482]

I banged my bonce on a cupboard today ;\

It hurt me more than mere words can say :_|

I've got a bump and it doesn't look pretty X-(