Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[mr-expresso]

There was a young lady named Fern

Who went to hospital with a bad burn

She was shaking with shock

As she hitched up her frock

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There was a young lady named Fern
Who went to hospital with a bad burn
She was shaking with shock
As she hitched up her frock
To show the burn that gave Fern quite a turn

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Oops do I have to start another one?

There was a young swimmer named Bob

[fairyfoot2]

😄

There was a young swimmer named Bob

who won the olympics, he did a good job

[barbara.1482]

There was a young swimmer named Bob

Who won the olympics,he did a good job

But after some beers, celebrations turned to tears

[shindigsally]

There was a young swimmer named Bob

Who won the olympics,he did a good job

But after some beers, celebrations turned to tears

Cos by winning a Gold, had made Bob ever so bold,

 he  decided to demonstrate his breastroke    ]:) :^O  :-x

The Girls not amused had thrown  fists at poor Bob 😮

Now he's known as Bob the unabled 😞

Oh well :^O

[mr-expresso]

There was a young swimmer named Bob

Who won the olympics,he did a good job

But after some beers, celebrations turned to tears

'Cause he suffered some irrational fears

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#209 LOL

Mr E you have to start another limerick  😄

[fairyfoot2]

😄

There was a young swimmer named Bob

Who won the olympics,he did a good job

But after some beers, celebrations turned to tears

'Cause he suffered some irrational fears

because his new goggles someone did rob

There once was a dog called Bone

[barbara.1482]

There was once a dog named Bone

Who was left all day on his own

[barbara.1482]

Oops! called Bone^^^:^O

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I was just going to start this one 'There once was a thread killer called Lola'   :8}  

There was once a dog named Bone
Who was left all day on his own
Lonely and bored
He chewed through the door

[fairyfoot2]

There was once a dog named Bone
Who was left all day on his own
Lonely and bored
He chewed through the door

then his family all started to moan.

:8}:-D

There once was a thread killer called Lola

who went around the boards for a stroll'a

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LOL

There once was a thread killer called Lola

who went around the boards for a stroll'a

Each thread that she read

[fairyfoot2]

There once was a thread killer called Lola

who went around the boards for a stroll'a

Each thread that she read

she went on them and said ''

[mr-expresso]

There once was a thread killer called Lola

who went around the boards for a stroll'a

Each thread that she read

she went on them and said ''

I'd love to win mr-ex in a tombola.....

A rare item for sale on ebay.........

[10phizz]

Was bid on, day after day

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I'd love to win mr-ex in a tombola.....LOL very clever

A rare item for sale on eBay
Was bid on day after day
The shiny metal  
From the reflectaporn kettle

[fairyfoot2]

A rare item for sale on eBay
Was bid on day after day
The shiny metal  
From the reflectaporn kettle

Fairy won, so fast she did pay

In a raffle Fairy won a prize

[mr-expresso]

In a raffle Fairy won a prize

But she could hardly believe her eyes