Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[fairyfoot2]

In the kitchen just now I saw

A fluffy rabbit by the door :^O

so we welcomed it in

Gave it fresh veg for dinner 😄

and it ate the carrots all raw

Did you hear that whistle just then

[barbara.1482]

Did you hear that whistle just then

Pardon, It's a waste saying it again :^O

[fairyfoot2]

Did you hear that whistle just then

Pardon, It's a waste saying it again :^O

open your earoils wide :^O

[barbara.1482]

Did you hear that whistle just then

Pardon,It's a waste saying it again :^O

open you're earoils wide

I would, but an earwigs just crawled inside:-p

[fairyfoot2]

Did you hear that whistle just then

Pardon,It's a waste saying it again :^O

open you're earoils wide

I would, but an earwigs just crawled inside 😛

well we'd better get Doctor Benn

There once was a man in Corfu

[barbara.1482]

There once was a man in Corfu

Who got lost, and didn't have a clue 😮

[1jeffery53]

                           There once was a man in Corfu

                           Who got lost, and didn't have a clue 

                           He pondered his plight 

[barbara.1482]

There once was a man in Corfu

Who got lost, and didn't have a clue

He pondered his plight

And he got real uptight :^O

[barbara.1482]

There once was a man in Corfu

Who got lost, and didn't have a clue

He pondered his plight

And he got real uptight :^O

So he thought he'd practice  kung-fu :^O

[barbara.1482]

Fairy will soon be home :-x

To greet her will be her gnome 😄

To help offload her trolley 😮

Will be her corn- dolly :^O

And no longer will she roam :^O;-)

Have no fear the witch is here :^O

[1jeffery53]

Have no fear the witch is here 

all decked out in her black gear

[barbara.1482]

Have no fear the witch is here :^O

all decked out in her black gear

With spells and potions at the ready ]:)

[1jeffery53]

Have no fear the witch is here 

all decked out in her black gear

With spells and potions at the ready 

and a nice bonnet for her cuddly teddy;\

[barbara.1482]

Have no fear the witch is here :^O

all decked out in her black gear

With spells and potions at the ready

and a nice bonnet for her cuddly teddy ;\

I much prefer my cauldron, NO FEAR ]:)

[barbara.1482]

Ouch, I've trapped my finger in the door X-(

It's all swollen, bruised, and sore 😞

I kicked the damn door 😐

And my god I swore X-(

With that I flaked out on the floor 😮 

[barbara.1482]

There was once gypsy named Rose 😄

[1jeffery53]

There was once gypsy named Rose 

who had a ugly green growth on her nose 

[barbara.1482]

There was once a gypsy named Rose 😄

who had a ugly green growth on her nose

It grew and it grew till one day she blew 😮

[1jeffery53]

There was once a gypsy named Rose 

who had a ugly green growth on her nose

It grew and it grew till one day she blew

and the puss was the colour of Irish stew

[barbara.1482]

There was once a gypsy named Rose 😄

who had a ugly green growth on her nose

It grew and it grew till one day she blew 😮

and the puss was the colour of Irish stew

And it landed right on Jeff's toes :^O