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There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄


 


**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**


 


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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'


where many come along to play


over here we run


to have such fun


and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O


 

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In a raffle Fairy won a prize


But she could hardly believe her eyes


It was unique and would flatter

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In a raffle Fairy won a prize


But she could hardly believe her eyes


It was unique and would flatter


that's the part that does matter

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In a raffle Fairy won a prize


But she could hardly believe her eyes


It was unique and would flatter


that's the part that does matter


And if you think it doesn't, you're telling lies.


 


 


What do you do when your brain goes numb :^O

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:^O


 


What do you do when your brain goes numb 


erm, I sit right down and suck on my thumb

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What do you do when your brain goes numb


erm, I sit right down and suck on my thumb


 My brain comes alive when Iv'e filled my tum

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What do you do when your brain goes numb


erm, I sit right down and suck on my thumb


My brain comes alive when Iv'e filled my tum


then my tummy looks bigger than my bum

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What do you do when you're brain goes numb


erm, I sit right down and suck on my thumb


My brain comes alive when I've filled my tum


then my tummy looks bigger than my bum


Well I solve that problem by going for a run.


 


 


I wish that blinking dog would stop barking :_|

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I wish that blinking dog would stop barking 


it seems to think it's funny with it's larking

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What do you do when your brain goes numb


erm, I sit right down and suck on my thumb


My brain comes alive when Iv'e filled my tum


then my tummy looks bigger than my bum


And the format of Limericks are lost by some....

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I wish that blinking dog would stop barking


While weeing and territory marking....

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I wish that blinking dog would stop barking


While weeing and territory marking


Other mess that it's making, is there for the taking ]:):-p

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I wish that blinking dog would stop barking


While weeing and territory marking


Other mess that it's making, is there for the taking 


it seems to think it's funny with it's larking

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I wish that dog would stop barking


it seems to think it's funny with it's larking


When I'm busy parking, and crash into old Tarquin 

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I give up for tonight, Goodnight all :_|:-x

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Wait for meeeee >>>> I give up too. :^O

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I wish that blinking dog would stop barking


While weeing and territory marking


Other mess that it's making, is there for the taking 


it seems to think it's funny with it's larking


When I'm busy parking, and crash into old Tarquin 


 


 


Now all the girls have gone to sleep

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Now all the girls have gone to sleep


Mr Ex creeps in to have a peek

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Now all the girls have gone to sleep


Mr Ex creeps in to have a peek


he'd be walking on thin ice :^O

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Now all the girls have gone to sleep


Mr Ex creeps in to have a peep


He'd be walking on thin ice


He rubbed his and and looked twice


As the sight before him made him weep.....


 


 


 


 

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:^O:-x


 


Mr Expresso made all the girls laugh

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