Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[fairyfoot2]

Today has been one of those days

I've not had much time to laze

doing bits of this and that

clearing out all that tat

now over my tidy home I can gaze

There once was a man called Stu

[barbara.1482]

There once was a man named Stu

Who got stuck in the hole in the loo

[fairyfoot2]

There once was a man named Stu

Who got stuck in the hole in the loo

he tried hard to get out 😮

[barbara.1482]

There once was a man named Stu

Who got stuck in the hole in the loo

he tried hard to get out

But he only could shout

[fairyfoot2]

There once was a man named Stu

Who got stuck in the hole in the loo

he tried hard to get out

But he only could shout

and when his wife came he said BOO :^O

On the hill stood an elderly man

[barbara.1482]

On the hill stood an elderly man

Why he was there, tell me if you can

[fairyfoot2]

On the hill stood an elderly man

Why he was there, tell me if you can

he's looking over the town

[barbara.1482]

On the hill stood an elderly man

Why he was there, tell me if you can

he's looking over the town

wearing the same old frown

[fairyfoot2]

On the hill stood an elderly man

Why he was there, tell me if you can

he's looking over the town

wearing the same old frown

as he's searching for his mate Stan

Vegetable Casserole I had for my tea

[barbara.1482]

Vegetable Casserole I had for my tea

Cause of dentists It's nothing for me

[fairyfoot2]

Vegetable Casserole I had for my tea

Cause of dentists It's nothing for me

it went down very well

[10phizz]

Vegetable Casserole I had for my tea

Cause of dentists It's nothing for me

it went down very well

But made my tummy swelll

[barbara.1482]

Vegetable Casserole I had for my tea

Cause of dentists It's nothing for me

it went down very well

but oh my god now it's giving me hell

[barbara.1482]

Vegetable Casserole I had for my tea

Cause of dentists It's nothing for me

it went down very well

But made my tummy swell

This problem I couldn't foresee.:-D

[fairyfoot2]

😄

Let's all put our night caps on

[barbara.1482]

Let's all put our night caps on

That will be a miracle I don't own one

[fairyfoot2]

Let's all put our night caps on

That will be a miracle I don't own one

on mine I have a bobble

[barbara.1482]

Let's all put our night caps on

That will be a miracle I don't own one

On mine I have a bobble

When you shake your head does it wobble

[fairyfoot2]

Let's all put our night caps on

That will be a miracle I don't own one

On mine I have a bobble

When you shake your head does it wobble

 yep, but it flew off, now it has gone

While trying hard to write a letter

[barbara.1482]

While trying hard to write a letter

To ask my friend if she was feeling better