Crystal Balls

[fallen-archie]

Have you ever had your fortune told by someone gazing into a crystal ball? 

[logbox]

No.

[fallen-archie]

Well you ought to! There are balls to suit all tastes I'm told, you will also need a competent person to give a reading.

[logbox]

If it was free I might consider it, not going to pay for a standard answer.

[fallen-archie]

Perhaps Tea leaves would be the answer to your thrift

[suzieseaside]

No, a load of globular objects

What did yours say?

[evoman3957]

It's when your Doctor looks into a Crystal Ball, that you should worry.

[dark_castle1]

yes evo and shakes his / her head and goes tut tut ! Then says something along the lines of " I do not think you should get a diary for next year ".      

[evoman3957]

I know I live in a reasonably quiet village, but when I go and see my Doctor ( because I've got back ache ) and he produces a Doll out of his desk drawer; with my face on it and takes a pin out of it, that was sticking in it's back and then says......"there is that better".....I kinda think the Crystal Ball was the way forward.

[gorillaswolves]

Hello

Not today as it is on strike

[auntieannie44]

My late mother had one, she swore she could see things in it and  I remember sitting with her and an old pal of hers listening to them chatting away about what they  saw.  She sat me down often and got me to gaze into it till I was boss eyed, but nothing happened.  I now have it sitting in its open box on a bed of dark blue velvet looking very decorative, because that i all it is use for!!!"

[suzieseaside]

Could you try it once more and ask what is the future of RT?

[fallen-archie]

[evoman3957]

RT = Recalcitrant Termination

[fallen-archie]

[evoman3957]

Looks like a case of over use of a controlled substance to me ^^^^^.

[evoman3957]

On the other hand, it could be the head of N.A.T.O. looking for an exit strategy.

[fallen-archie]

[bankhaunter]

Many years ago my then girlfriend's aunt read my tea leaves.

She said I would be chased by a policeman but I would be okay as it would be raining and he'd be slowed down by his cape.

[jewelleryoflords2012]

That's remarkably specific!