funny rhymes or limericks .........................

[dark_castle1]

and if it digresses into a nostalgia conversation all the better. Here is my contribution and you will need to be of a certain age to remember this because of inflation !

"here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted".

[wskneil]

There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When they asked him why,
He said, with a sigh,
"It's because I always try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

[fallen-archie]

Most attempts at fun rhymes lay long dead

fine poets dismembered by mods so ill read

Lo once more a faint breath 

Seeks reversal from death

Someone must have been banged on the head 

[023mjc]

There was a young girl from Devises

who had t**ties of differing sizes

one was quite small

it was nothing at all

but the other was large, and won prizes.

[cee-dee]

There's another version of that, the male one.......

[023mjc]

Yeah, I know a couple of others too, but I can't post them here 

[cee-dee]

I know quite a few in similar vein but like you say, although they're funny, they can't be posted here.

Apart from Devises, there's Kent, Calcutta, Bombay, Lincoln, Marseilles, Buckingham......... How many more?

[023mjc]

You forgot Broughton..............

[cee-dee]

Ooooo, tell me, tell me, don't know that one?

[023mjc]

Check your messages cee-dee

[cee-dee]

I did thank you.

[fallen-archie]

There was a young man from Billericay

Who popped home from work for a quicky,

His wife leapt with Joy

Abandoned her Toy

But mounting her stud was quite tricky