18-07-2015 6:04 PM
and if it digresses into a nostalgia conversation all the better. Here is my contribution and you will need to be of a certain age to remember this because of inflation !
"here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted".
18-07-2015 6:33 PM
There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When they asked him why,
He said, with a sigh,
"It's because I always try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."
18-07-2015 7:57 PM
Most attempts at fun rhymes lay long dead
fine poets dismembered by mods so ill read
Lo once more a faint breath
Seeks reversal from death
Someone must have been banged on the head
18-07-2015 11:32 PM
There was a young girl from Devises
who had t**ties of differing sizes
one was quite small
it was nothing at all
but the other was large, and won prizes.
18-07-2015 11:38 PM
There's another version of that, the male one.......
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
19-07-2015 8:46 AM
Yeah, I know a couple of others too, but I can't post them here
19-07-2015 10:16 AM
I know quite a few in similar vein but like you say, although they're funny, they can't be posted here.
Apart from Devises, there's Kent, Calcutta, Bombay, Lincoln, Marseilles, Buckingham......... How many more?
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
19-07-2015 10:52 PM
You forgot Broughton..............
20-07-2015 9:35 AM
Ooooo, tell me, tell me, don't know that one?
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
20-07-2015 10:21 PM
Check your messages cee-dee
20-07-2015 11:33 PM
I did thank you.
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
22-07-2015 9:32 PM
There was a young man from Billericay
Who popped home from work for a quicky,
His wife leapt with Joy
Abandoned her Toy
But mounting her stud was quite tricky