This Man Is A Liability!!

[fishpieface]

There I was this morning, doing some cooking - meals, cakes and stuff for

Hubby and Son for when I'm away.  I was making some cheese scones

when in walks Hubby and produces some mushed-looking cakes which

were left over from a coffee morning and which he'd been persuaded to

take home.  He'd put them loose in the bottom of a nylon shopping bag!

He put them right in the cheese scone dough, on the kitchen counter, so

little crumbs of chocolate cake were all over the scone dough.  That was

 the first thing.

Then he observes that the fish need feeding, outside in the pond.  So he takes

down the fish food (which we keep on top of fridge/freezer), the lid of which is

not on properly so it goes all over the place.

Then, in trying to catch the fish food, he knocks a bottle of orange cordial off

the shelf, the lid comes off and it goes all over the floor.

He's then given his marching orders from the kitchen!  He was trying to be

helpful, apparently.

I've had to wash two towels used to mop up the cordial, pick up zillions of

little fish food pellets, pick choccy crumbs out of my cheese scones and,

to top it all, when I next opened the fridge door, the fish food (or what's left

of it) fell on my head!!

I dread to think what he'll do while I'm away, he's been given the task of looking

after one son, two cats and a kitten - it doesn't bode well does it?! 

[ed_blackadder_1]

Mmmmm, men helpful little sausages arn't they.

[bitsnknots]

It could only be a man Fishy couldn't it?

[bankhaunter]

And women wonder why men don't help with the housework when that's all the thanks they get.

[rose2008-2008]

Hence why im MANLESS???. .

[bitsnknots]

Same here Rose.  

[queenelsa83]

Men eh? Can't live with 'em! Can't without 'em! 😛 🙂

[merc1_clocks]

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@fishpieface wrote:

There I was this morning, doing some cooking - meals, cakes and stuff for

Hubby and Son for when I'm away.  I was making some cheese scones

when in walks Hubby and produces some mushed-looking cakes which

were left over from a coffee morning and which he'd been persuaded to

take home.  He'd put them loose in the bottom of a nylon shopping bag!

He put them right in the cheese scone dough, on the kitchen counter, so

little crumbs of chocolate cake were all over the scone dough.  That was

 the first thing.

Then he observes that the fish need feeding, outside in the pond.  So he takes

down the fish food (which we keep on top of fridge/freezer), the lid of which is

not on properly so it goes all over the place.

Then, in trying to catch the fish food, he knocks a bottle of orange cordial off

the shelf, the lid comes off and it goes all over the floor.

He's then given his marching orders from the kitchen!  He was trying to be

helpful, apparently.

I've had to wash two towels used to mop up the cordial, pick up zillions of

little fish food pellets, pick choccy crumbs out of my cheese scones and,

to top it all, when I next opened the fridge door, the fish food (or what's left

of it) fell on my head!!

I dread to think what he'll do while I'm away, he's been given the task of looking

after one son, two cats and a kitten - it doesn't bode well does it?! 

 Oh fishy...was there a Benny Hill theme tune playing in the background 

[twishy123]

Blerdy 'ell Queene.....who are ya in ya sig?.....fightened the livin' daylights out of me.....

                                 

[leoleoleo123]

🙂

[mr-expresso]

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@twishy123 wrote:

Blerdy 'ell Queene.....who are ya in ya sig?.....fightened the livin' daylights out of me.....

                                 

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It is Noel Fielding......

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[rose2008-2008]

HMS SAUCY i think........... You like this Fishy and Merc??. Ha ha LOL

[ilove2patch]

Ew! Benny Hill gives me the creeps. That photo of Noel Fielding does look a bit like Kimmy's sig though! lol

[rose2008-2008]

Mmmmmm i know what you mean. Im surprised there have been no revelations about his wandering hands!!