A real tete-a-tete between a man and his dog

I was in fits of laughter a while back.  A no-nonsence bloke pulled up outside our house in a black 4 X 4 while a woman went across the road to get some fish and chips.  She was gone a full five minutes during which time this bloke had a poodle on his lap where they were both looking out of the window, with him talking to his dog the whole time - he didn't let up once, with this poodle looking into his face occasionally as if they were having a profound conversation.  It certainly doesn't strike me as a "man's dog" and yet this bloke was talking so seriously to it, you'd think he was talking to another person.  Ok, we say the odd few words to our animals occasionally , but not a five minute one-to-one!  Or I didn't anyway!

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A real tete-a-tete between a man and his dog

I'm afraid I also am guilty of this Frederick I am still at work & am lucky enough to be able to take my dog with me, most of the rest of the staff have gone home & I am sat in my office with my dog, I have already read out a speech to her, thrown one or two questions at her asked her opinion on a problem I've got which is keeping me here until I can solve it have I had any helpful replies , no! But that doesn't matter it's better than sitting here racking my brains with only myself to talk to. lol.




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I talk to my dogs all the time, and one of them mumbles back to me! If I am quiet one or other will come up and nudge me and start the "conversation" with little noises.

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I talk to mine all the time too, And I still say goodnight to little Poppy who died last year. Get more sense out of my dogs than some human beingsWoman Happy

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The only downside with mine is she makes a lousy cup of coffee & she still can't go on the sandwich run. lol.




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I always talk to dogs, I always have, they listen, they're like teddy bears, listen and don't tell!!

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My dog went west years ago.  I was never one to talk to it though bar scream abuse at it went it did wrong.  It's closest companion was a chicken.  I'd look out the bedroom window and there they'd be next to one another by the pond.  When the chicken went, it felt really lost: you could tell.  What I do talk to is the pigeons.  They all settle on our roof waiting to be fed.  They belong to a house round the corner from us, but the owner never feeds them enough.  As soon as my wife puts out birdseed they descend en masse.  I coo to them occasionally, but it's the blackbird I'll whistle to - he's whistle away for a full hour as I sit outside to a setting sun.  Unlike a robin, a male blackbird will never whistle the same tune twice.  Next time there's one in your garden, listen..

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they're my favourite bird, followed by a robin.

I love the sound of the blackbird, they have a sing song here first thing in the morning, lunchtime, and sunset.

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Aah well now if you'd held a conversation with your dog he wouldn't have had to be desperate enough to talk to a chuck & he was probably telling it how much he hated you shouting at him.lol. As for the birds I wholeheartedly agree with you on the bird songs really beautiful, but the pigeons I'm afraid the only thing I would say to them would be at the end of a catapult . lol.




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We had pigeons out in Cyprus which we kept for live food during week long curfews.  Three made a very big pie for the whole family.  We also kept chickens for the same purpose and also for fresh eggs.  

During the Second World War you had carrier pigeons which would be released over enemy territory, land and have troops read the messages they carried in a small container.  Paddy was trained in that part of the war effort but he didn't quite understand what he was meant to do..  When he got the homing pigeon he was asked what the message was.

"Oo - ooo.  Oo-ooo.  Oo-ooo ....." Smiley Very Happy

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LOL.! I agree the best place for a pigeon is in a pie.




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Wasn't there something about a pigeon getting the Victoria cross for what it did in the war?


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I can't remember what pigeon tastes like - I haven't had it since I was about seven.  As I said, we also had chickens for eggs and fresh food.  We also had a cockerel which my Mum hated.  It was completely mad and used to attack her or anyone who came close as she tried to collect the eggs.  It also had a hole in it's lung where after it crowed it would let out a wheeze.  I used to mimic it and it used to go mad chasing me all over the place.  I could just about run faster than it, and three times round the bungalow would be enough for both of us.  Then one day I couldn't see it.  I asked Mum where it was - she pointed to the oven Smiley LOLSmiley LOL Smiley LOL  I was FURIOUS!   It was MY cockerel, and now it was no more!  However, three mouthfuls later he was but a happy memory, as he has been ever since.Smiley Very Happy  "When I was a young lad ..."

 

Memories like that last a lifetime.

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Smiley LOL  Not a Victoria Cross.  It was an official commemoration or something like that awarded to all the animals and birds that helped save the lives of our troops during the war years.  Horses, dogs, birds...  all were honoured in their own way, but it wasn't a V.C.

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It is the Dickin medal CG, very brave little bird, made it home even though it was injured. I think there have been quite a few awarded.

My friend is a pigeon racer so knows all about it.

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Quite a lot of pigeons were awarded the Dicken medal (animal equivelent of the Victoria Cross)

 

On the list of Dicken medal awards, the majority are pigeons

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Thank you for enlightening me.  Me being a cynic, I'd say it made it home because it wanted something to eat!  

 

Talking about pigeons I laughed when I read thieves had broken into a pigeon fanciers shed and stolen half his homing pigeons.  They must have been as thick as two planks, because when released, that's precisely what they did - flew straight back home!! Smiley LOL

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lol. I've heard that before it used to be a well known scam at one time & people still fall for it!




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I may sound crazy but i have conversations with my Cat all the time,,,one sided mind LOL.

 

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Not at all crazy Rose & although your cat doesn't understand the words the sound of your voice is what they enjoy, so keep it up.




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