Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[stan3502]

Going with FF's line that she left us if that's OK

When Henry came to visit us all

We thought what fun to throw him a ball

[barbara.1482]

When Henry came to visit us all

We thought what fun to throw him a ball

The music started 'the ballroom blitz'

Sorry Fairy :-x I didn't see the line you had left! you must have typed yours while I was still wracking my brain :^O

[fairyfoot2]

Your brain works brilliantly,:-x bettererer than my one. :^O

When Henry came to visit us all

We thought what fun to throw him a ball

The music started 'the ballroom blitz'

he wore a kilt with navy blue knickz

[barbara.1482]

When Henry came to visit us all

We thought what fun to throw him a ball

The music started 'the ballroom blitz'

He wore a kilt with navy blue knickz

I guess that's how he got his kicks.

I'd have to disagree with you there ~you're much more funnier than me :-x

[barbara.1482]

There was an old Farmer named Joe

[**forum-decorum**]

There was an old Farmer named Joe

There was an old farmer named Joe

Who with his sythe cut off his big toe

[fairyfoot2]

There was an old farmer named Joe

Who with his sythe cut off his big toe

he looked down in shock

[barbara.1482]

There was an old farmer named Joe

Who with his sythe cut off his big toe

he looked down in shock

When he took off his sock

[fairyfoot2]

There was an old farmer named Joe

Who with his sythe cut off his big toe

he looked down in shock

When he took off his sock

and all he could say was No, No, No! 😮

When Bill went to open the door

[barbara.1482]

When Bill went to open the door

He slipped and fell on the slippery floor

[fairyfoot2]

When Bill went to open the door

He slipped and fell on the slippery floor

he let out a big YELP

[spawnjohnuk]

hit the ground with a belt

and now his behind is sore

[fairyfoot2]

:^O OUCH.:^O

Would you like to start a new first line for us please? 😄

[spawnjohnuk]

I met a man the other day

[fairyfoot2]

I met a man the other day

his muskels made me sway

[spawnjohnuk]

I met a man the other day

his muskels made me sway

he made some funny noises

[barbara.1482]

I met a man the other day

his muskels made me sway

he made some funny noises

as his trousers blew away

[fairyfoot2]

I met a man the other day

his muskels made me sway

he made some funny noises

louder than many boyses

[spawnjohnuk]

I met a man the other day

his muskels made me sway

he made some funny noises

as his trousers blew away

so here's the moral of this rhyme

[spawnjohnuk]

oops,sorry fairy ,didnt see you 😐