Dear Boris......

[eye_4_c]

..... i read it on FB that you are also running ebay , is this true ?.

if so i have good news for you .

My doctor has confirmed that i no longer have a heart condition so i have a defibrillator going spare....

........thought you might have a use for it ?.

Also.......

I have tried very hard to find something on ebay but i cannot find it anywhere,even if i do a worldwide search.

Maybe someone here can help,i am looking for the "ebay system restore" button 

[captain*obvious]

Boris is a bit busy at the minute - he's meeting with a chiropodist and an oral surgeon to see if he can find the best way to extract his feet from his mouth.

If you'd care to take a number he'll get back to you once you've satisfied his security team that you're not a remainer trying to trick him into using a dodgy defibrilator in a bid to delay brexit.

[fragmented_nog]