is merlin around? I have a bone to pick

[jonnycomelately59]

Ebay so slow,went to the dogs on saturday night,have a bone to pick with merlin!!

[major-d-clutter]

The moon in the East is fat again.

[tony4cats]

If your nose runs & your feet smell,you must be upside down.

[merlins_garage]

Jonny, Hi there,

Now, if you lost your money going to the dogs AND if the dog you lost it on was called Merlin, that can in NO way be MY fault.

If the Bone you wished to pick concerns dubious or spurious advice that you may ALLEGE that I have given, then your Daddy never gave you the advice that minbe gave me many years ago :-

1) Never rely on advice when it could negatively impact on your next meal.

When the above does not apply, never rely on advice.

2) If you are female and this is a posting id and you were the young lady I was embarrasing myself all over last Friday, Sorry.

Otrherwise, have at it !!

Try to split a Lance on Old Merlin's hide you young Pup (or, of course, the NEW PC word for a female dog, "Puppesse")

Merlin

[jonnycomelately59]

Got me,yes it was a dog "oh merlin oh" could not leave it and had more fun losing money there than I do on ebay. I am a lady,but was not that one on friday night.Perhaps next time!!

[highlandlassie123]

This is better than those Nescafe ads that used to be on the telly......

[merlins_garage]

Are you listening in to a private conversation between me and Jonny ?

Brasted nosily parkerum !!!!

Merlin

[stuffbuyeruk]

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@merlins_garage wrote:

Are you listening in to a private conversation between me and Jonny ?

Brasted nosily parkerum !!!!

Merlin

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Maybe highlandlassie has a nose to pick with you?

[jonnycomelately59]

If ebay was a dating agency.............. would we will still have to have free p&p ? The dsrs could be a killer, no change there.

[highlandlassie123]

See when folks start talking in Latin I get suspicious.......................

[merlins_garage]

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@jonnycomelately59 wrote:

If ebay was a dating agency.............. would we will still have to have free p&p ? The dsrs could be a killer, no change there.

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 HaHaHaHa,

I can see the Posts now -

"Met this lovely bit of stuff on the Boards last night. 1 NEUT, Neg Free, Feedback to die for and the most GORGEOUS set of DSRs I've seen in Ages....!"

Merlin

[jonnycomelately59]

Would the ladies go for the bad boys with all the negs,there is always an upside in all circumstances!!

[johnsmeccparts]

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@highlandlassie123 wrote:

This is better than those Nescafe ads that used to be on the telly......

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The guy in the nescafe ads lived in the flat below my Dad!

Then he got famous and moved

[jonnycomelately59]

Was that anthony head?

[johnsmeccparts]

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@jonnycomelately59 wrote:

Was that anthony head?

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Yep.

[highlandlassie123]

No, the guy in the Nescafe ads lived below a lady - was that yer Mum?

[jonnycomelately59]

we got moved!!

[highlandlassie123]

I thought it was the chap who lived below the Nescafe man that moved - I'm just confused now. I'm not normally up this l;ate.

[highlandlassie123]

Does that mean 'We got moved', evicted??

[magpie_pete]

yes it does lol