Things your parents used to say to you or tell you !

[dark_castle1]

I always remember being told " I will take my hand off your behind", now that I did not mind. It was the rapid application I was not keen on !  

Another "If you eat all your carrots it will help your eyes" ! Well how come I ate all mine and still had to wear glasses since primary school.  

[carolyorkie2010]

Same as me, ate all my carrots, worn glasses since I was 12.

[queenelsa83]

Yeah cos carrots apparently "help you see in the dark" they also used to add 😛

[dark_castle1]

and you never see a bunny rabbit wearing glasses      

[rose2008-2008]

Frequently lol, "theres a policeman"!!!!!!, if we were in town and i started being naughty. It used to terrify me as there was always a police car parked near the school i went to and it was on the way home from town!!.

I ll have to think of some more LOL

[fionajohnston]

stop crying or i'll give you something to cry about

[wskneil]

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@dark_castle1 wrote:

and you never see a bunny rabbit wearing glasses      

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[saasher2012]

You'll see the back of my hand if you don't behave!

[right-then-petal]

you'll sit there till you eat it all

[dark_castle1]

I'll wipe that smirk off your face !

[saasher2012]

Do ya want a leathering!

[saasher2012]

If you ate something sour, blimey that makes you're tabs laugh!

[cee-dee]

Don't come running to me if you fall and break your leg.

[rose2008-2008]

My name was always ROSEMARY!! said loudly and with definition if i was naughty,, and frequently MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!,,,you will do it MY GIRL!!!!!!!. Sometimes Dont SNEER at me ROSEMARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. LOl,LOL,LOL,.

[Anonymous]

This is an old Dutch one my mum used to say...."never hit your mother or your hand will grow out of your grave"

[captainbovine]

if I didn't want my tea (usually because I fancied the pudding!!!)...

" you'll want that, before that'll want you!!"

[joe_bloggs*]

Careful sonna,You'll ave somebodies eye out with that!

Or Billy Connolly's :

“Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. ”

[saasher2012]

Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!

[rose2008-2008]

Steady On Barker!!!, as said frequently by my father lol