Old hands or non-posters.

[cee-dee]

Come on old hands, how about coming back and making some interesting and constructive posts?

OK, so it seems certain things can't be said but that applies in many places and situations too. Being deliberately confrontationally aggressive won't hack it here now but surely there's some interesting things to say or make comment about?

To non-posters I say please post. I see all the views and wonder who the viewer is that's reading but not posting. Why not?

[*.*..lola..*.*]

I'm not a non-poster exactly but I do have old hands (Nivea.. pah!) so I think that qualifies me to comment?

I think Lurkers should also be included within the Bup, excessive Lurking sounds promising, or Lurking with intent to discuss?

Couldn't agree more, Archie LOL

And what about the aiding and abetting of lurkage by other posters? I think that should be included in the BUP not to mention conspiracy to lurk, lurking whilst under the influence of alcohol.. oh and my own pet peeve, lurking without due care and attention grrr!!

Anyone caught reading the boards without posting so much as a measly 'hello' should have the rule book thrown at them...literally  

[jd.linklater]

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@*.*..lola..*.* wrote:

Anyone caught reading the boards without posting so much as a measly 'hello' should have the rule book thrown at them...literally  

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Bully

[plpmr]

I know a member who comes from a long line of lurkers, in fact they can trace their family back to King John and Sir lurk-a-lot.

[*.*..lola..*.*]

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@plpmr wrote:

I know a member who comes from a long line of lurkers, in fact they can trace their family back to King John and Sir lurk-a-lot.

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I think I've heard of them.  Legend has it, they only lurked during knight shifts

[tommy.irene]

So do we want the rules changed

[fallen-archie]

It would be easier to get an audience with the Pope or to find a chocolate fire guard with a lifetimes guarantee.

As the old saying goes " Lurk and the world lurks with you Post and you post alone.

[jd.linklater]

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@tommy.irene wrote:
So do we want the rules changed

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Yes, how do you suggest we go about it?

[evoman3957]

Difficult one, because although "whoever pays the piper, calls the tune"................no piper...........no tune !!

[suzieseaside]

[evoman3957]

I dread to think what He's doing behind that Dune.

[suzieseaside]

I wouldn't mind lurking behind a dune with Mr Clooney

[shms23]

lurking is a hard job but someones gotta do it...........

*waves at evo...

[evoman3957]

Well, well......hallo stranger......how ya diddlin. I'm up early this morning, can't decide if I wet the Bed; or the time change has confused my abused body.

[fallen-archie]

My money is on your lack of bladder control:)

[geo1pat1]

Other than a quick appearance last week, I haven't posted for a long time because I have got the hump with Ebay big time! I started posted on this forum the very first week it opened and after a few weeks Ebay having recognised my undoubted talents for serious discussion, comedy, debate, high intelligence, and bravery when things got hot on here....And the then then chairman of Ebay, offered to pay me 10 pence per word for every posting I made on the RT...................Well being me, I didn't have to think twice about having a nice little earner, and I was posting around the clock. The money was rolling in !.................I was already seriously rich, but this extra income made me MEGA rich ! This went on for years until two years ago when Ebay informed me that because their business was going through a bad patch, they would have to reduce my payment per word posted, down to 8 pence. Bleedin liberty!!!!...........I do all the work for less money!............Well I wasn't having it!.......No bleeding way!............So I kicked em into touch. Of course they soon came snivelling around, begging me to post again, but with steely determination I told I told em no deal....Stuff it!.......Stick yer poxy 8 pence! Of course if they were to raise my fee to 25p per word.....I might reconsider.

[evoman3957]

That must have been the precursor to all these false reviews we're now hearing about................MMmmmm, I wondered who started it all.

[cee-dee]

Well blow me down, it's the oldest hand of all.

All we need now is the return of that other old hand, Eddie (=LL) and we'll be well away?

[ken_mills]

Wotcha George! 🙂

You'll need to dust off that old OP for the pantomime thread xx

Angela

[vamo48]

Hello!

[shms23]

Hi Evo, diddlin' well thanks...LTNS.

not sure how i ended up lurking posting in here but nice to see some old sigs.

hope life is treating you well and may all your bhp be over 400