My next-door neighbour believes in homeopathy ...

[sir_arthur_strebe-grebling]

I hope she likes my Christmas present.

It's a piece of wrapping paper that once had an iPad in it.

[wnem9284]

Good for you.. Good for you....

[mustard-tree]

Sorry, I dont see the connection

[suzieseaside]

She'll be chuffed and say Thanks for the memory

[electric*mayhem*band]

[bankhaunter]

Homeopaths have it made at Christmas, all they have to do is keep topping the bottles of booze up with water until it gets too strong.

[tommy.irene]

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@sir_arthur_strebe-grebling wrote:

I hope she likes my Christmas present.

It's a piece of wrapping paper that once had an iPad in it.

From all your Liverpool friends.

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[malacandran]

My next-door neighbour doesn't mind when she rings the doorbell, and I open the door with no clothes on.

It seems extremely enjoyable for us both, and no harm is done. 

[evoman3957]

Probably reminds Her of the Turkey She just cooked.

[pillarboxred]

She can iron it if it gets a virus.