Lately, some of us at home here in the "States" have been adding these interesting "horoscopes" to some care packages being sent to the troops in that far away land. The whole pupose of it is to have fun, and give the troops a laugh. Here are two of them:
PICES, Your Horoscope: Tomorrow, an embedded CNN reporter will find the thirty-four "Dear John" letters you've just received from your many girlfriends back home and will read them all over the air. Shortly thereafter, you will enter the Guiness Book of Records as the all-time Dear John.
LIBRA, Your Horoscope: This is your lucky day! You will suddenly acquire amazing combat powers, causing your enemies to flee from in all directions as fast as they can, just as soon as you manage to crawl out of the company latrine....
