God works in mysterious ways

[023mjc]

Twenty four hours in a day...............................twenty four bottles in a crate.

Does this prove the existance of God. 

[hovebooks]

Let us know when you get 3/4 of the way through them.

[tommy.irene]

Just had the jehovas witness at my door again... they said "whats your thoughts on judgement day"? " brillant" i said definitely the best of all the terminator films

[**bustysinclaire**]

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@tommy.irene wrote:
Just had the jehovas witness at my door again... they said "whats your thoughts on judgement day"? " brillant" i said definitely the best of all the terminator films

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[bankhaunter]

Water freezes at 0 degrees and boils at 100 degrees therefore water was designed by God.

Yes I have seen that as a serious suggestion.

[**bustysinclaire**]

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@bankhaunter wrote:

Water freezes at 0 degrees and boils at 100 degrees therefore water was designed by God.

Yes I have seen that as a serious suggestion.

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Funny how some can come up with some really top notch suggestions

[cee-dee]

Try the same stunt at 30,000 feet and it boils at around 70ºC?

[bankhaunter]

True but man was not created to live at 30,000 feet but at ground level.

God created tea to be at it's best when made with water boiling at 100 degrees and so created water to have that characteristic and he made it bubble when it boiled so man would know when it was ready to pour into the pot.

You just can't avoid inescapable logic.

[cee-dee]

But Man ventures high up the mountains and some live permanently at high altitude? Ground at 30,000 feet is at ground level.

What does fractured Logic give as a reason for creating land at high level if it wasn't meant to be occupied?

[saasher2012]

Never heard of high tea? 😳

[cee-dee]

Yes, but not that high.

[bankhaunter]

What does fractured Logic give as a reason for creating land at high level if it wasn't meant to be occupied?

It was created in order to attract rain and snow leading to rivers running down the slopes for the benefit of man living lower down giving them a continuous supply of fresh water.

Man was never meant to live at high altitudes, this is proven by the failure due to the height, for them to make a decent cup of tea if they did.

[saasher2012]

Well hush my mouth!!😳

[cee-dee]

But what if they preferred Coffee?

[bankhaunter]

Coffee drinking is just wrong and coffee lovers will burn for eternity on a bed of coffee beans and have no water available just to frustrate them.

Unlike the tea leaves in the bottom of the cup, there are no morals to be found in coffee grounds therefore no coffee drinker has any.

[cee-dee]

It seems Tea is grown at a height of 7,000 feet at which height water boils at around 90ºC so if Tea grows at that height it was meant to be picked and drunk by Man (or Woman) so flawed logic got it completely wrong about water boiling at 100ºC.

[tommy.irene]

When i was a kid,my dad used to let me put my pocket money in a special box under the stairs. I was 15,before i finally found out it was our electric meter..

[bankhaunter]

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@cee-dee wrote:

It seems Tea is grown at a height of 7,000 feet at which height water boils at around 90ºC so if Tea grows at that height it was meant to be picked and drunk by Man (or Woman) so flawed logic got it completely wrong about water boiling at 100ºC.

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Bah!

[bankhaunter]

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@tommy.irene wrote:
When i was a kid,my dad used to let me put my pocket money in a special box under the stairs. I was 15,before i finally found out it was our electric meter..

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Was that when you used a crowbar to get your money out?

[cee-dee]