06-01-2008 8:25 AM
12-06-2015 7:32 PM
Good Evening Giffer's Happy No Knicker's Friday,All Those Taking Part....Pouring Down Here So Thing,s Are Going To Get Wet
12-06-2015 8:26 PM
Dear Redneck son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last North Carolina family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though. Last week, I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week: the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send: your uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them them off and drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. Your favorite aunt, Mom!!..
12-06-2015 8:31 PM
12-06-2015 8:36 PM
Good Evening Tommy
12-06-2015 9:29 PM
Happy Friday luvvies . . . . . . it's still sunny here in the wilds (obviously, it won't last) . . .
It's good ta know yer still up fur Fridays Petal . . .
12-06-2015 9:42 PM
Here Tommy, it's such a shame about Uncle Bobby Ray . . . . . . I think we coulda got on well . . .
Good luck fur getting rich Petal . . . but there's always some consolation if it doesn't work out!
Goodnight from the ends of the earth . . . sweet dreams all xxx
12-06-2015 10:01 PM
13-06-2015 3:45 PM
13-06-2015 3:49 PM
13-06-2015 4:31 PM
Wasn't me Petal, oh well, there's always next week.
13-06-2015 4:37 PM
13-06-2015 8:24 PM
LOL Dunno! That's Angela . . . . . . she's an MSP and, when I worked fur the Scottish Government, she wus my minister!
I actully sold her several pairs of shoes (at very reasonable prices) . . .
I always complimented her on her astute fashion sense . . . and I got away with it too!
13-06-2015 8:37 PM
13-06-2015 8:40 PM
Meanwhile . . . . . . I'm beginning ta get ta grips with not living in Embra . . .
I can't even be sure if people are speaking ta me or swearing . . .
And there's wild animals and bad mannered cows!
13-06-2015 8:54 PM
Yo Petal, congratulations in yer, um, "small win" . . . . . . that wouldn't be 93 million would it, pal? Er, partner . . .
Here tho, at least we have basic hygiene here . . .
Goodnight one and all . . . I'll be having a nightcap after I've emptied the slop bucket xxx
13-06-2015 9:21 PM
13-06-2015 10:49 PM
Good evening giffers, yokels & strays.
I hope you are all tickety-boo. Well done on your little win petal, I won £15 at bingo last night...it all mounts up
Erm Dunno, are you suggesting I'm a terrible driver? I wouldn't know as I don't drive, so there!
I hope the locals are treating you well Lefty, I'm sure it won't take you long to pick up the lingo lol.
Now, here's a giffer phone for all of us...
13-06-2015 11:36 PM
Good Evening Bunny .....No Luck Tonight
14-06-2015 2:21 PM
14-06-2015 5:42 PM
That's making me feel rather nauseous.
You aren't doing anything untoward are you Dunno?