06-01-2008 8:25 AM
02-12-2013 9:53 PM
Evening one and all, I've just put the christmas tree up....what a palaver!
It's much quicker to take it down I tell ya.
I really fancy a mince pie now but I ain't got any
02-12-2013 9:53 PM
However . . . . . . now that I've been made aware of it . . .
I'll resist saying **bleep** and make sure I report it whenever I notice it . . .
Here Petal . . . are ya sure it's ok ta say grotto? It sounds awfully like **bleep** . . .
02-12-2013 10:10 PM
Hiya Bunny . . . . . . I can't even consider putting mine up in this weather . . .
and I'm afraid I don't have a mince pie lassie . . . but, obviously, I'd be very happy ta give ya one . . .
Help ma Boab! I've given meself a big **bleep** and **bleep** just thinking about that (oh dear, sorry) . . .
I'll wipe down all the surfaces and get off fur a good **bleep** . . . nighty night all xxx
02-12-2013 10:47 PM
What the **bleep**ing hell are you on about Lefty, for **bleep**s sake, pmsl!
02-12-2013 11:15 PM
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03-12-2013 8:51 PM
03-12-2013 10:50 PM
Evening giffers, it's not too cold here, quite nice infact.
Petal, you are being very cryptic...hmmmm a hero?
03-12-2013 11:01 PM
03-12-2013 11:18 PM
Ok, I'm in suspenders now, lol.
03-12-2013 11:27 PM
03-12-2013 11:44 PM
03-12-2013 11:58 PM
I'm being flashed at!
I should wear a slip under that dress, it's rather see-through
04-12-2013 5:33 PM
04-12-2013 8:03 PM
Good evening Christmas pies . . . . . . and too right Petal! If yer quick, ya get Santa's best stuff!
But don't trouble yerself with a slip Bunny . . . we believe in complete transparency on the thread . . .
BTW Petal - yer a hero on here - I'm even making little marzipan Petals fur ladies gifts this year . . .
04-12-2013 8:11 PM
To be honest, I don't have a clue about what I'm supposed ta be celebrating . . . . . .
Neverthehoo, many people seem ta evaluate their lives and what it all adds up to at this timea year . . .
In my opinion, they'd be better off having a big double snort . . .
04-12-2013 8:18 PM
Unfortunately, some people realise that their lives coulda taken more interesting turns . . . . . .
Beth, for example, faces the truth . . .
She coulda been a working girl and had lotsa (or some) sex . . .
04-12-2013 8:25 PM
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