06-01-2008 8:25 AM
22-09-2013 8:36 PM
Hiya Petal . . . . . . it's good ta see ya pal . . .
I wonder if ya could rearrange yer words inta something I can understand . . .
22-09-2013 8:46 PM
22-09-2013 8:52 PM
LOL Petal . . . . . . 50 years ago and I haven't aged a day since then!
Actually, that's about when we came up with this concept . . .
Obviously, we had ta wait for the internet ta be invented . . .
22-09-2013 8:53 PM
well goodevening all hope you are all warm and well, afraid it has to be a quickie tonight as I have a date with a plane at 6am
have to check in at 4am
anyhow glad to see MR5Left has returned safe and sound and Idunno has been released , and Daisy I do hope Colin
has not got carpet burn !!!!!!!Cu all in 10days xxxx
22-09-2013 8:57 PM
Good evening good eople of GIFFTER land.
Me fripping right leg isnt right yet as I thought it was gonna be after that op I had tother day 😞
It aches like burgers.
Anyone gott a saw?
I have but it would hurt if I sawed it off so Im not gonna do that.
Im a coward.
22-09-2013 9:00 PM
22-09-2013 9:01 PM
Im now going coz down town is on in a min so see ya all.
Ta ta;
22-09-2013 9:05 PM
Er - cheers Tim . . . . . . it's probably wise not ta saw yer leg off!
See ya when yer back Tina (I dunno if Don't know'll cope fur 10 days!) . . .
* This is genuine! I haven't touched it up in any way (no innuendo intended) . . .
I'll get off before the sky falls on me head! See yas after xxx
22-09-2013 9:17 PM
Scientists are now saying the poisons in tattoo ink could accumulate in your major organs and give you cancer.
Your gonna larf at the look on the faces of all those morons when it finally dawns on them.
22-09-2013 9:23 PM
It's me again gang, I'm very excited as I'm currently the winning bidder for the cape that Steve McQueen wore in the film
'The Greatest cape'
Bums, I probably shouldn't have told you, especially our film buff Dixie.
23-09-2013 6:28 PM
23-09-2013 8:18 PM
23-09-2013 8:31 PM
Good evening me bonny wee flowers . . . . . . I hope yer all blooming . . .
Here Petal - it's just as well we stamped out innuendo . . .
But I hope Fanny's haven't dried out before I got here!
23-09-2013 8:34 PM
23-09-2013 8:46 PM
Hiya Petal . . . . . . it's great not having ta kowtow ta the man!
Aye - I had a good day, ta - a coffee and scone in the Royal Scottish Museum and a coupla great pints in Sandy Bell's . . .
No work's come in as yet but I'm off ta Glasgow tomorra ta put the frightners on LOL!
23-09-2013 8:52 PM
23-09-2013 9:10 PM
I left me job at the end of July Petal . . . . . . I decided ta work fur meself rather than put up with Government nonsense . . .
So - I'm available fur work . . .
. . . actually - I'm available fur hen parties (I can jump out of a cake fur money!) . . .
Help ma Boab! I hadn't realised I've lost me wits!
Sleep well luvvies xxx
24-09-2013 2:00 PM
24-09-2013 7:58 PM
Come the election I'm going to vote for
'None of the above'
24-09-2013 7:59 PM