09-01-2014 5:34 PM
The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million pounds in the bank and '7' inches in your trousers......After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in St Tropez and Marbella, and a 10,000 acre estate in Norfolk . There is over £20 million in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off two inches. Just send the wine back.'
09-01-2014 6:18 PM
"snigger"
10-01-2014 1:58 AM
10-01-2014 11:01 AM
10-01-2014 11:36 AM
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:
Good grief Harriet, what's that ? →
Looks like a deranged Gremlin.
And these are arranged Gremlins.....
10-01-2014 2:12 PM
10-01-2014 2:43 PM
I am deranged.