Buy anyone a glass of Merlot...but...

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually  attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.   So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the  gentleman who is seated over there..' and indicated the sender  with a nod of his head.   She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the  man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.  The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note  from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. 
 
The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a  Mercedes in your garage, a million pounds in the bank and '7' inches  in your trousers......After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in  return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him  to deliver it to the lady. 
 
It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear  to be.  I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a  Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in St  Tropez and Marbella, and a 10,000 acre estate in Norfolk .  There is  over £20 million in my bank account and portfolio.   But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off two  inches.  Just send the wine back.'
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Smiley LOL

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Good grief Harriet, what's that ?     Smiley LOL

 

Looks like a deranged Gremlin.

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

 

Good grief Harriet, what's that ?     Smiley LOL

 

Looks like a deranged Gremlin.


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I am deranged. Cat LOL

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