Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[suzieseaside]

Hello - :-x

Phew - I've had a workathon and I would lurve a Mojito please bill or charlie - or should I help myself? Am I under-manager - you never said?

Did you get my impressive CV? :^O

Thank you for your kind words on steve's thread guys :-x

[Anonymous]

Hi Suze. :-x

Have a nice rest after all those sleepless nights....and the drinks are free....Bill does't charge anyone...too drunk to bother most of the time.:^O

[suzieseaside]

Hi harry :-x  Good to see you. Missed you last night - had a really early one for me to catch up a bit.

I'll get my own drink

It's a bit blurry at this size, but I needed a large one!

[Anonymous]

Looks very nice....maybe I should try a different drink.

[Anonymous]

I'll have one of each...

[suzieseaside]

They look fantastic! I love colour!

I'll start with the tall aquamarine one in the middle 😛

[tommy.irene]

Time i went home to Irene..night,,night see you all later..

[suzieseaside]

I've been looking for funny mule pictures, but this one keeps coming up. I don't think it's very funny though - although I guess the mule was alright 😮

Bill - how many times do I have to tell you that you can't load a whole week's stock on Harry's mule and trailer?

[suzieseaside]

Night Tommy 🙂

[Anonymous]

😮

I bet Bill is in hiding after doing that to my mule. X-(

My mule doesn't like heights Bill.........and will take this very personal....unless you apologise, like I know you're going to.......B-)

[suzieseaside]

I've brought your mule's girlfriend over to make sure that bill grovels and buys a bucket load of quality carrots.

She has strong teeth bill - be warned! ]:)

[Anonymous]

ah, now there is someone who knows how to treat my mule.....:-)

Let's park her near the swimming pool....]:)

[suzieseaside]

OMG - I'm blushing now :8}

 Just realised I have been in public and not .....

fully dressed 😮

 

[Anonymous]

:^O

Not to worry...there is no one in this pub...the landlord is sleeping next to the mule, but doesn't know it yet....]:)

[suzieseaside]

I think harry's gone 😮

Too embarrassed to be seen with me :^O

S'OK harry I've covered up now

[Anonymous]

I'm not gone at all....I'm mixing exotic drinks while our landlord is incapacitated...:-D

[suzieseaside]

I thought I'd be safe in this ...but I think your mule has taken a fancy to me 😮

I can just curl up in the beer garden later in my own spotty tent :^O .... If you could just get that mule to behave !

[suzieseaside]

Which cocktail we havin' next?

I fancy that big orange/red one

[Anonymous]

:^O

He has a thing for ponchos....but I suppose that will do as well...:^O

A mule that behaves???? you must be joking. :^O

[bill-xxx]

You are both in trouble now you know! X-(

I am like the Incredible Hulk when I get angry! The buttons on my vest shirt pop orf and it splits open! :^O