Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

                   There's A Rat In The Kitchen

                                                              

[Anonymous]

Nothing changed then.....

[bill-xxx]

                                     

Just different rats.

[bill-xxx]

    One coffee ~ Black.

[Anonymous]

Ah, you remembered. I could kiss you..........do you mind stubbles?

[bill-xxx]

Tries 'stubble kiss'. 

Hmm, cheese & onion flavour ~ nice!  

Why didn't you buy the crisps from here? Tsk!

[electric*mayhem*band]

And speaking of rats, do you remember the one that chewed your other half's net curtains to shreds ? Sorry for raking over old coals, and I know it was a traumatic experience for you, but in the context of things, it has to be said.

[bill-xxx]

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

And speaking of rats, do you remember the one that chewed your other half's net curtains to shreds ? Sorry for raking over old coals, and I know it was a traumatic experience for you, but in the context of things, it has to be said.

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I will NEVER forget that!  It moved in and took over the front room for a WEEK!   Shacked up behind the fireplace it did. Thanks for bringing it up.  

[bill-xxx]

                         I've gone down the pub!!! 

                                

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/6lvwZgq4ydc

[bill-xxx]

Still shooting people, Harry?

Remember this?

Hot air!  

[Anonymous]

Don't mess with the best, cause the best don't mess.......................

http://youtu.be/maBJzJgYjto

[fallen-archie]

Harry You L

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@Anonymous wrote:

Don't mess with the best, cause the best don't mess.......................

http://youtu.be/maBJzJgYjto

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Harry you Look so natural in pink

Any chance of a pint?

[bill-xxx]

Pint for Archie...

[fallen-archie]

Thank you Sir, I rarely imbibe but in such a prestigious watering hole one feels obliged.

Is it true you have Sanatogen on draught?

[bill-xxx]

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@fallen-archie wrote:

Thank you Sir, I rarely imbibe but in such a prestigious watering hole one feels obliged.

Is it true you have Sanatogen on draught?

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You're welcome. This place is well good.

Yes, the Sanatogen is on draught. Would you rather I closed the window? 

[fallen-archie]

I don't mind but would prefer if you stopped breaking wind first.

[bill-xxx]

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@fallen-archie wrote:

I don't mind but would prefer if you stopped breaking wind first.

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We have a pub cat called 'Boogie' ~ he did it. 

[bill-xxx]

Boogie ~ looking very innocent.

[Anonymous]

Wait till my mule gets here.