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Pops out.
Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
@Anonymous wrote:Wait till my mule gets here.
He's outside.
Hmmm...insurance policy....as long as you don't laugh....he's quite sensitive..........you know the rest...always involves people dying..... 
And today's mystery photograph is:
Please tick.
1). Lionel Blair.
2). Clint Eastwood.
3). Michael Winner.
4). Methuselah.
5). Couldn't care less.
*disappears*
No idea but whoever it is I doubt if he could knock the skin off a rice pudding let alone lift a magnum!
Watching all those videos won't do your eyesight any good, Harry.
Here, have a coffee.
Nothing wrong with my eyesight..................boy.
..........better watch out or you'll be eatin bullets and have pies comin out of your watering hole................
*twiddles with knobs and dials*
*puts modern stuff on*
Where's Charlie ? Have the cops pulled her up again for shoplifting ? Or this time is she just helping them with their enquiries ?
Don't answer if it means incriminating yourself. 
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:Where's Charlie ? Have the cops pulled her up again for shoplifting ? Or this time is she just helping them with their enquiries ?
Don't answer if it means incriminating yourself.
She's not been the same since I did some repairs to her bicycle. Not my fault she took it before I'd put the saddle back on.
