Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".
He says "That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me ... about it".
She replies "Well, my name was Gareth and I played for Cardiff!" 😮
Hello Caution. Sorry I'm late but have been wrapping pressies. How are you? Not seen you for a while...
Here's your coffee and erm...a plateful of mince pies. 😄
Hi again, Caution. :-x
I just missed you again ~ by over an hour :^O
Pleased you're okay. I am too, thanks. Am all set for Christmas now and wrapped the last present this morning. Are you all done with the shopping etc?
As for 'yakking' :^O Well we do go on a bit, don't we? :^O
Help yourselves to whatever you ~ hic ~ want. 😮
I will be in when I can 😄
If the lights go out put a shilling in the meter for me ~ ta! hic! 😮
