Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

bill what you done with harry ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?;-)

I think maybe she has now realised who is the boss around here :^O

[09charliegirl]

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Am not hiding!

See ~ this is me!! :^O:-p

OK  good!

New swish sauna and Sveeedish hot tub have arrived.... Can you just keep that blessed mule from jumping in!  :^O

[rosieb69]

OK  good!

New swish sauna and Sveeedish hot tub have arrived.... Can you just keep that blessed mule from jumping in!  :^O

ohhhhhhhhhh   i would love that charlie my old bones  are   sore all the shoppin .....................;-) 

[09charliegirl]

Thank you, Rosie. Could you have a word with the landlady please, and tell her I am here? She answers to the name of 'dimwit'  :^O

X-(

[bill-xxx]

OK  good!

New swish sauna and Sveeedish hot tub have arrived.... Can you just keep that blessed mule from jumping in!  :^O

Wow!!! That must have cost ME a fortune!! :^O

Brill, Charlie ~ Mwaaaah :-x

Have you tested it yet?

[rosieb69]

Thank you, Rosie. Could you have a word with the landlady please, and tell her I am here? She answers to the name of 'dimwit'  :^O

  ha ha bill  trying to get me into bother with her in doors love the tub ......................;-)

[bill-xxx]

X-(

Erm...LOOK >>>>> :-x:-x:-x

😄  Am I forgiven? Pleeeeeease? 🙂

[rosieb69]

  ha ha bill  trying to get me into bother with her in doors love the tub ......................;-)

  i love a sauna   just to relax   would love one of them ......................;-)

[bill-xxx]

  ha ha bill  trying to get me into bother with her in doors love the tub ......................;-)

I suppose I was really! :^O   Thought it might prevent her from having a poke at me! :^O

[09charliegirl]

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Wow!!! That must have cost ME a fortune!! :^O

Brill, Charlie ~ Mwaaaah :-x

Have you tested it yet?

Not tested yet because you've not sorted out that mule. Then Rosie and I are going to test it out! 😮 😛

[09charliegirl]

Erm...LOOK >>>>> :-x:-x:-x

😄  Am I forgiven? Pleeeeeease? 🙂

:^O

No more dimwits then!

:-x

[rosieb69]

Not tested yet because you've not sorted out that mule. Then Rosie and I are going to test it out! 😮 😛

sounds like a good idea  charlie   will just chill some  drinks  no mule   ......................B-)

[bill-xxx]

Not tested yet because you've not sorted out that mule. Then Rosie and I are going to test it out! 😮 😛

Well thanks very much!! And I do not sort out mules.  You can go and milk the goat! pffft!

*tips a packet of itching powder into hot tub*

:^O

PS. You and Rosie, you say? Okay ~ I'm fine with that :O:^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

No more dimwits then!

:-x

Okay, twer...erm, sweetness :^O :-x

[09charliegirl]

sounds like a good idea  charlie   will just chill some  drinks  no mule   ......................B-)

:^O

Good idea about the drinks too, Rosie:-x

Now if only Bill would sort out the mule....

.....but between you and me I think he's still scared of upsetting Harry! 😉  :^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Good idea about the drinks too, Rosie:-x

Now if only Bill would sort out the mule....

.....but between you and me I think he's still scared of upsetting Harry! 😉  :^O

Okay you two ~ have your fun at my expense. I will have the lsat laugh.

Have to go for dinner now anyway. BFN Charlie :-x See you later...

Bye Rosie...

[bill-xxx]

Oh noooo! Blast and blast!!

lsat=last

:^O

Go on, Charlie ~ do your worst!! :^O

[09charliegirl]

Okay you two ~ have your fun at my expense. I will have the lsat laugh.

Have to go for dinner now anyway. BFN Charlie :-x See you later...

Bye Rosie...

Oh Wow! :^O

Erm....this>>"lsat" laugh? Is it anything like a "last laugh" ?

Just askin' like...! :^O

BFN Bill :-x and I shall leave you soaking in the tub, Rosie ~ have a brill time!:-x

[09charliegirl]

Oh noooo! Blast and blast!!

lsat=last

:^O

Go on, Charlie ~ do your worst!! :^O

:^O

I did try~

but look ^^ there ...

YOU got the snipe! :-x

:^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

I did try~

but look ^^ there ...

YOU got the snipe! :-x

:^O

😮

So I did!

Do I win anything? 🙂

No? 😞

So why all the fuss then?

Take that!  :^O