Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

One pisang for Harry.

*pisang ~ how rude*  :^O

[bill-xxx]

One G & T for Charlie ~ The Sauna Shed Queen :^O

Sorry to have kept you waiting ~ but I was so thirsty myself I have been drinking from a puddle in the street!!! 😛

:^O

[algasmoon]

Thanks for the tips, Algas. Don't let Charlie know ~ I will surprise her!  (What's ph strips?) 😐

A washing-up bowl?  Aren't they rather expensive? 

PH must be right in the water or it can make people come out in a rash Bill, little strips of coloured card that have to be dipped in the water daily and you read it against a chart on the side of the strips bottle.

You dont want itchy customers do you?

[bill-xxx]

PH must be right in the water or it can make people come out in a rash Bill, little strips of coloured card that have to be dipped in the water daily and you read it against a chart on the side of the strips bottle.

You dont want itchy customers do you?

Thanks for that, Algas. Certainly don't want our customers itching and scratching! :^O

That reminds me ~ must get some stuff for Boogie the cat. Lousy, he is! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Thank you bill x

The drink looks very refreshing too :^O

You're very welcome, Suzie :-x

The drink was freshly made and the exotic fruits were crushed by my own fair tootsies! :^O

Don't worry ~ I had me socks on! :^O

[Anonymous]

Algas, I just googled this for you. 😄

It has a dominating banana flavour, with additional tropical fruit nuances, and a bright green colour. It is based on the recipe of an old Indonesian liqueur. Pisang means banana in Malay/Indonesian and Ambon is the name of an Indonesian island which was once a Dutch colony.

[suzieseaside]

Mmmm ...think I might like that !

[09charliegirl]

You dont want itchy customers do you?

:^O

Good question, Algas ~ can't wait for the answer! B-)

And while we wait...

a drink for the overworked layabout landlord...:-p

[Anonymous]

It is really nice if you are a lover of sweet drinks. Some people drink it with lemon tonic or just on the rocks. I like it best with orange juice though.

[suzieseaside]

I fancy a cocktail with it, plus some cointreau, lots of ice, a squeeze of lemon and tonic ;\  I shall call it Tropicnana B-)

[bill-xxx]

It has been fun tonight, but time for me to leave. Goodnight everyone. Thanks for coming in. :-x

Night night, Charlie. Thank you for the drink. Good to see you earning your keep 😄  Have a good night with sweet dreams

Mwaaah :-x:-x

Bill xx

[Anonymous]

Sweet dreams Bill, catch you tomorrow.............:-x

[algasmoon]

Thanks for that Harry, nice to try new drinks, Suzies version sounds nice too, night Bill oops he's sloped off already

[09charliegirl]

Congrats on the snipe, Harry :-x

bet you missed that you snagged it! :^O

Time for me to buzz orf too! Goodnight all:-x

Night night, Bill ~ the swish sauna and hot tub will be arriving tomorrow! Don't look at your credit card statement will you?

Sweet dreams:-x

Mwaaaah  xx

[Anonymous]

Snipe? 😮

I just ran back to have a look....:-)

Did that one with my eyes closed......;-)

Not bad for an old cowboy hey!!! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Time for me to buzz orf too! Goodnight all:-x

Night night, Bill ~ the swish sauna and hot tub will be arriving tomorrow! Don't look at your credit card statement will you?

Sweet dreams:-x

Mwaaaah  xx

I slept with my credit card super-glued to the pillow! The pillow was super-glued to the bed and the bed was super-glued to the floor and the floor was...:-p

[bill-xxx]

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Scroll Down.  🙂

Scroll Up.

[algasmoon]

Oi !!   (blooming cheek of it)   X-(  B-)

[bill-xxx]

Oi !!   (blooming cheek of it)   X-(  B-)

:^O

Erm...oh yes, you're a blonde, aren't you?

How about I make amends by offering you a drink on the house?  😄

*free drink? goes dizzy* :_|

[algasmoon]

mmm, ok, if you serve it grovelling

A surprise drink will suffice