Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Thanks Bill, yes 90% normal

hang on!! , thats more than I was before :^O

:^O:^O

More than you were before?  Well at least something good came out of it then.   :^O

Good to hear you're progressing, Algas. :-x

[suzieseaside]

Mojito please dear bill :-x

Then I shall build a bookcase 😄  I could do with a little help :-x

[bill-xxx]

Here you are, Suzie. :-x

What's this about a bookcase?

[suzieseaside]

Summat I bought off ebay ages ago. Is disassembled and I had no destructions :_|  Thank goodness for the internet cos I found the assembly instructions and so have no excuses not to put it together. But it is big and heavy though.  If I don't reappear for days please send round some nice firemen to get me out from underneath it ! :^O

[suzieseaside]

Thanks for the drink btw :-x It looks nice

[Anonymous]

Sorry for disappearing. My daughter phoned. She'd been to Berlin with her class from Uni.

The skylight will make it much easier for me to stop any intruders Bill.........B-)

I've positioned my chair in just the right place....I don't even have to get up....;-)....to blast them to pieces....]:)

[bill-xxx]

Summat I bought off ebay ages ago. Is disassembled and I had no destructions :_|  Thank goodness for the internet cos I found the assembly instructions and so have no excuses not to put it together. But it is big and heavy though.  If I don't reappear for days please send round some nice firemen to get me out from underneath it ! :^O

Well if you are sure you can manage...

But my skills are endless ~ below is a picture of the bookcase I made

Bet you're impressed? 😄

[bill-xxx]

Thanks for the drink btw :-x It looks nice

You're welcome, Suzie :-x

Good to see you back here.

[suzieseaside]

So impressed I am speechless bill !  :^O

Off walkies now. See you soon :-x

[bill-xxx]

🙂

That sounds fine then, Harry. But do be a bit more careful. The new French piano player is now a deceased French piano player ~ he is beneath the rubble from the ceiling! tsk! :^O

You iz a clumzy gunslinger!  :^O

[Anonymous]

Good to see you back here..

If you had kept up with the rent, the council tax and the general repairs in this place, and more important paid your suppliers for the booze... we would never have left....B-)

[bill-xxx]

So impressed I am speechless bill !  :^O

Off walkies now. See you soon :-x

Thank you, Suzie ~ see you soon :-x

Probably get an order for hundreds now :^O

[Anonymous]

Clumzy????

First of all the guy was ugly....where did you get him....from Notre Dame????? 😮

He would have scared all the customers away, so I did you a huge favour....but don't bother to thank me.....it's all in a days work...:-p

[bill-xxx]

Good to see you back here..

If you had kept up with the rent, the council tax and the general repairs in this place, and more important paid your suppliers for the booze... we would never have left....B-)

We don't pay rent ~ we own it. What's council tax? As for the repairs, well we wouldn't have to do any if you were to stop blasting everything in sight! :^O

As for paying the suppliers for the booze ~ they won't deliver here anymore. You filled the last tanker full of bullet holes and shot the driver for having one wheel on the pavement! He's lucky you missed and shot a passing traffic warden instead! :^O

And you flooded the @@@@ street! :^O Booze flowing from here to Tescos! :^O

[Anonymous]

Yeah, yeah.........well it wasn't me.......

I'm the GOOD remember.............it was that UGLY one from the pub on the other corner.........

Maybe you should have a word with him........]:)

[rosieb69]

afternoon all a nice cup of tea please bill    ................;-)

[Anonymous]

Hi Rosie. :-x

He only has "No Frills" tea...hence the colour...........:^O

[bill-xxx]

🙂

Thanks for the tip ~ I will sort him out good and proper.

*will get Charlie to smack 'im one!*  :^O

[Anonymous]

I think he should have more than a smack.....but I shall leave it to Charlie...she's pretty good at sorting you out...so......:^O

[bill-xxx]

afternoon all a nice cup of tea please bill    ................;-)

I milky tea for Rosie 🙂

Take no notice of Harry. Got the hump because she hasn't shot me yet!  😄

*hides behind giant cup*