Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

A peek inside at the Lounge Bar...

[suzieseaside]

Who's the tart on the sofa?? 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

The erm...cleaner :^O

[bill-xxx]

Bar garden at rear...

[bill-xxx]

Orf for dinner...:-D

SELF-SERVICE SCHEME IN OPERATION DURING OUR ABSENCE.

We are busy discussing the possibility of employing extra staff ~ so behave!

CCTV is in operation for your own safety - thank you for your co-operation

Bill & Charlie :-x:-x

[bill-xxx]

A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says

"Hey how about it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple quid and it looks like you could use a little money."

She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"

😮

:^O

[geographically*challenged]

This should keep ya covered Bil.

[bill-xxx]

Great Tim :^O

Covered from all angles now.

[astrologica]

Who's the tart on the sofa?? 😮 :^O

I remember asking for a tart to go with my cup of tea...................I didn't mean one like that!:O

[right-then-petal]

:^O

[09charliegirl]

It's OK Astro.... she's left! B-) :^O

Sorry about the Margate riff-raff! :^O

Good evening :-x

What tart would you like to eat? 😄

And wasn't your drink a Cinzano?

[geographically*challenged]

Ive got Astros drink

[09charliegirl]

Thank you, Tim that was kind of you! :-x

[bill-xxx]

What tart would you like to eat?

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Sorry about the Margate riff-raff! :^O

Nice of you to pop in ~ have missed your charm :^O

[09charliegirl]

Hi Bill :-x

Where can I park my car?

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Charlie :-x

Hi Bill :-x

Where can I park my car?

Just yawn and I'll drive it in :^O

[bill-xxx]

A drink for you, Charlie :-x

[09charliegirl]

A drink for you, Charlie :-x

You mad? 😮 PC plod is just around the corner with a brea...breathayze.....@@@@....:_|

green bag thingy just waiting to pounce! :^O

But here's yours :-x  :^O

:^O

[bill-xxx]

You mad? 😮 PC plod is just around the corner with a brea...breathayze.....@@@@....:_|

green bag thingy just waiting to pounce! :^O

Judging by that ^^^ I reckon you could fuel your car jusy by breathing in the tank! :^O

Thanks for the drink :-x