Bill & Charlie's Bar

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.


We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.


Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.


Come on in...:-D



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Caution,


I refuse to clean my cooker on the inside any longer until I get a new one....After 17 years I think I deserve one....


Can anyone recommend a good one? I don't want one of those Aga things...no space for it. I do want one with 5 burners though.

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Perfect!



Right, I am off to clean the oven.  It is a task I loathe, so it continually falls off the bottom of my "to do" list. 😛  But ... it can be put off no longer.



How nice! A satisfied customer! 😄


Good luck with Mr Muscle, Caution. :^O


See you later...:-)

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Oh oh! Yvonne is drooling :^O


I found a pic of bill in his youth ....you can see the problem started long long ago 😮





I see Bill's position hasn't changed in years then? :-x

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I see yvonnea is drunk..

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
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Silent Wings ~ Secret Garden


{Moonlight & Sunsets}


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E377EvTuA0g&feature=related

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That bunch will do nicely Harry.



Charlie... Bill.... I am sorry but these guys should be the pool men and help Harry with doorman work, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.



Can I have a hot chooco before I hit the shops please.:-x



Sorry I missed your post earlier, Lin, but the Bar had been invaded by the roughest of riff raff imaginable! :^O


Here's your chooco ?:| if you're still around...






*'spect she means chocolate*

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Now who's made a mess on the table ? Choc powder everywhere!


Bill - suggest you get your staff to do this job ...just until the DTs have subsided :^O

All that we are is what we have thought.
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Now who's made a mess on the table ? Choc powder everywhere!


Bill - suggest you get your staff to do this job ...just until the DTs have subsided :^O



What staff? ?:|


Never @@@@@ got any! X-(


Anyway, the choc powder and sand is already being prepared as a dessert :^O Beach Melba! :^O


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:^O


Mmmmm! Crunchy and chocolatey all in one!


No staff! Pity you sacked me last night - I didn't deserve it 😞  I've accepted the manager's job in the Mule and Ferret now 😛


Ronny hasn't been in for his whisky yet. I had better drink that. Perhaps you could leave on in the bottle for him if he pops in - on my tab :-x 


P.S. What did you do to poor boogie (is that the right name?)  ...^^^^ back up there?  We'll have to rename him cyclops 😮


His little friend looks a bit wierd too. I think you must have been strangling her in your torrid dreams 😮


All that we are is what we have thought.
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Picture for proposed Sunset Lounge...



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That's all for the moment ~ BFN...


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Will someone turn on the 64 inch TV in the back room as the Match is on now..and give me a bottle of whisky..

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One bottle of whisky for Tommy...:-)


TV's on Tommy




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Us spainsh people are winning 3..1  so far..

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Will someone turn on the 64 inch TV in the back room as the Match is on now..and give me a bottle of whisky..




Hey Tommy!


What's the score ?...



...and don't tell me you can't see the screen! B-)





:^O


CG
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Hi Charlie :-x


That's quite a TV lounge we've got there :O:^O


You been buying up land out the back?


That's a swimming pool, restaurant, kitchen, saloon bar, lounge bar and soon to be open ~ The Sunset Lounge :^O


Be stables next for Harry's nag! :O:^O


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Hi Charlie :-x


That's quite a TV lounge we've got there :O:^O


You been buying up land out the back?


That's a swimming pool, restaurant, kitchen, saloon bar, lounge bar and soon to be open ~ The Sunset Lounge :^O


Be stables next for Harry's nag! :O:^O




Hi Bill :-x


Oh don't worry, that's a room we rented just for Tommy...:-)


This is our Bar TV lounge....:^O





but your list left out the cellar bar..:O






...plenty of room for Harry's steed, don't you think?!


:^O


CG
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Hey Charlie, that's a great Bar TV Lounge! 😮 And the Cellar Bar is brilliant.


I will expect the bailiffs any day now! :^O



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Here's a G & T for you, Charlie :-x



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