Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

With chips, Suzie?

:^O

[09charliegirl]

Bye Harry!

Thank you for popping in :-x

And don't forget your mule! 😮

Tsk! :^O

Hi Suzie

Our sincere apologies! I was on the hunt for your tapas but was distracted by an unfortunate incident. :^O

We need a new piano player, by the way...can you play?

Your tapas selection....:-x

[suzieseaside]

Tapas and chips??

Oh well, why not, I'm starving now - it's so long past my lunchtime order!

My Bar reviews never go well on a rumbling stomach ;\ 

[Anonymous]

Hi Suze. :-x

Just popping back in for my breakfast....

don't laugh...biological yoghurt and banana....

and another black coffee...

[suzieseaside]

Just on cue - thank you charlie. My review should look more favourable.:-)

Sorry can't oblige on the ivories, but I know a man who can play the organ - will this do for now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLE60Aspsu4

[Anonymous]

Hiya, just dropping in for a nice cup of tea!

Anyone fancy a game of dominoes? (I was beaten by my 4 year old nephew the other week - not that we were in a bar, of course 😄 !)

Mandy

[bill-xxx]

An eighteen-year-old girl walks into a bar and rips off her clothes and asks:

"Is there anyone here man enough to make a woman of me?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says:"Here, iron this!"

😮

:^O

[suzieseaside]

Hi harry :-x

BREAKFAST ???!!!!  😮

Are you out of yer dressing gown yet?

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Black coffee for Harry ~ will nip orf  to search for

biological yoghurt and banana....:_|

:^O

[Anonymous]

Only just Suze....:^O

After posting last night I made the mistake of looking in at my eldest daughter and her friend to see if she was ok....ended up talking to them till after four...then I read till about five....and got up at 2.30. :O:8}

[bill-xxx]

One biological banana yoghurt for Harry...:-D

Sounds rather nice...

Bluuurgh :_|

:^O

[suzieseaside]

I haven't had my breakfast either harry - came in here for brunch :^O

Still can't complain - it has arrived now and just tucking in - all  very nice. No serviettes though ...

*looks around for something to wipe greasy hands on as bill runs off in his new suit* ]:)

[Anonymous]

Good for the bowels Bill....:-)

that reminds me...are the toilets clean in this place?

[bill-xxx]

Good for the bowels Bill....:-)

that reminds me...are the toilets clean in this place?

😮

:^O

They were until your horse decided to leave us something for the roses out back...:^O

[suzieseaside]

Running off with the dog now, leaving harry to the mercy of the landlord/lady for daring to ask such an impertinent question 😮

(Bet they forgot the loo roll though :O).

Have a drink on me bill ......

*leaves a tea bag in bills jacket pocket* :^O

[Anonymous]

It's mule. X-(

and I should charge you for that.

and are you telling me that we have to squat down in your garden????

[bill-xxx]

Running off with the dog now, leaving harry to the mercy of the landlord/lady for daring to ask such an impertinent question 😮

(Bet they forgot the loo roll though :O).

Have a drink on me bill ......

*leaves a tea bag in bills jacket pocket* :^O

Why thank you, Suzie :^O

Bet you nicked it from our kitchen too! :^O

[09charliegirl]

Hiya, just dropping in for a nice cup of tea!

Anyone fancy a game of dominoes? (I was beaten by my 4 year old nephew the other week - not that we were in a bar, of course 😄 !)

Mandy

Hi Mandy :-x

Thanks for popping in.. I don't know if anyone can play dominoes here but will keep a look-out!

Bloomin' nevvies eh! I've taught mine how to play poker...and now they beat me! :^O   ...and take my money! 😮 :^O No gratitude....:^O

One tea with soya milk for Mandy...:-x

[bill-xxx]

Charlie darling :-x

I will have to leave shortly for dinner. I have messaged you...:-)

[suzieseaside]

😮

I so did not Mr bill  X-(

Ooooh errr ...my review is taking a downward turn ]:)

I carry my Redbush tea bags wherever I go

Hummphh - I shall be drinking at The Rock Pool later  - now there's a Class establishment.

:^O Bye now, see you when I have recovered from such slander 😛