Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

Good man. 🙂

[09charliegirl]

One black coffee for Harry...:-x

Is that all? No food?

Come on, all those late nights!! 😮

You must be hungry! :^O

[Anonymous]

Nah....coffee will do Charlie.....but my mule might want to eat something.

[09charliegirl]

Bill, will you please ask that piano player, Barry I think his name is, to stop singing I write the songs, that's three times now I'm getting a cob on.

:^O

It's OK Pips Harry shot him :O..we need a replacement now!

How are you on the ol' joanna? :^O

[bill-xxx]

That's TWO black coffees Harry's been served! :^O

Save some for yourself, Charlie! ha! :^O

[Anonymous]

Yeah......well keep them coming until I say stop.....]:)

[squeeking_pips]

No good on the joanna, but I'm alright on the fiddle.;-)

[Anonymous]

That's all we need....a fiddler on the roof.......

[09charliegirl]

OK Harry...that's all right, got to keep our pets happy haven't we!

Some hay for Harry's mule! :^O

(Just watch my hanging baskets, mule! OK?) :^O

[Anonymous]

Now Charlie, I'm much obliged....keepin my mule happy is of great importance....B-)

[squeeking_pips]

Now you've done it Harry, shooting the piano player, plods outside, I'm scarpering. Tara.

[Anonymous]

Plods outside? :^O and what use are they?

[bill-xxx]

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky.

The landlord says: "Hey, we've got a whisky named after you.

"The horse replies: "What, Eric?" 😄

[Anonymous]

:^O

I've got to go....there are some people on my lawn...

Catch you later. 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Bye Harry. Really pleased you came along...:-x

[bill-xxx]

A man walks into a pub with a roll of tarmac under his arm. He walks up to the bar and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." 😄 :_|

[suzieseaside]

Seeing it's early afternoon, a glass of Bolly please, oh and pour one for Suzie - on my tab of course!!

Ta. B-) Do my shades make me look sexy?

Thank you ronny :-x  YOU are most kind and yes of course you look dead sexy in yer shades B-)

HOWEVER - I'm dying of thirst waiting patiently here. This management need to buck up  - I finished my cava ages ago - nicely presented as that was mind- credit where credit is due :-D. BUT they still haven't poured me the bolly you bought for me ronny.:_|

Psst! You wanna watch these guys - I bet they've put it on yer tab too 😮 😉

No tapas either 😞 

Did I mention I was from the 'Good Bar Guide' ? ]:)

[bill-xxx]

Here's your drink, Suzie :-x

Been a bit rushed here ~ sorry...

[suzieseaside]

Thankyou 🙂

I can see you have yer hands full.

[suzieseaside]

If I can't have tapas, can I have the snipe?