Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Goodnight Harry ~ sweet dreams :-x

[astrologica]

Me too, Good Night all. I is tired now. If that green stuff has banished my enemy Insomnia, I'll be in for another pint tomorrow...xx

[bill-xxx]

Me too, Good Night all. I is tired now. If that green stuff has banished my enemy Insomnia, I'll be in for another pint tomorrow...xx

:^O

Goodnight Astro. The green stuff will do away with your insomnia ~ it gets rid of all the beer stains orf the floor so it's pretty strong! :^O

xx

[bill-xxx]

SELF-SERVICE IN OPERATION DURING OUR ABSENCE.

CCTV in operation for your own safety - thank you for your co-operation

Bill & Charlie :-x:-x

[suzieseaside]

Looks like I missed a busy night tonight :_|

Been working like a dog and just need a quick nightcap but everyone has gone 😞

Had a v. quick skim read back - Happy Birthday Tina :-x

Hello astro, charlie, bill, harry, jake :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x hope I haven't missed anyone.

Astro - I did answer your last post on FC a few days back - hope you saw. Sorry you still have insomnia.

Maybe see you guys for a short time tomorrow night. If not, please keep my bar stool warm - I'll be back in a few days :-x

[Anonymous]

Good morning. :-x

Could I have 10 black coffees please........:|

[margaret*e]

Milk in mine please, no sugar.

[bill-xxx]

Good Morning, Harry :-x

Sounds like you are feeling the same as me. 😞

Soon I am going to try to stand up....won't be a mo...

[bill-xxx]

Milk in mine please, no sugar.

Good Morning, Margaret :-x

One coffee, milk and no sugar...

[09charliegirl]

Good morning Bill :-x

One large black coffee please B-)

no sugar...

I need some energy to tidy up that Bar garden.....have you seen the state of the grass out there?

😮

:^O

You OK?

[bill-xxx]

Good Morning Charlie :-x

Here's your order...

One large black garden with no grass

Yes, that coffee looks like it needs a tractor out there...

I'm on my way to being okay, thank you. How are you?

[bill-xxx]

😞

[09charliegirl]

One large black garden with no grass

Yes, that coffee looks like it needs a tractor out there...

:O:O

Thanks for the coffee, Bill :-x

:^O

Btw, is this Boogie the cat? Found in the long grass just now...

:^O

[bill-xxx]

I think the cat in the grass must be the booger from the chip shop! :O:^O

Thiis is our Boogie.

Glad the coffee was okay

Thanks for the hug :-x

[09charliegirl]

Thiis is our Boogie.

Oh, he's cute! :^O

Better get on with that mowing....

I'll be back for a late lunch, unless I get lorst in the undergrowth!:O

Can I put in an order for an egg salad later please Bill, I think I'll need it....:^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

You'll be OK, Charlie.  Lunch doesn't happen round here till 5ish!

😛

I'll have lasagna today, Bill ... when you have a mo!

[bill-xxx]

Hi Caution :-x

One lasagne...

And put that tongue away or I'll stick it on tomorrow's menu...! :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Tongue? 😮

My tongue? 😮 😮 😮

*swipes lasange and retreats to garden*  I'll risk being mowed! :^O

[bill-xxx]

*swipes lasange and retreats to garden*  I'll risk being mowed! :^O

I'd watch Charlie with that mower If I were you. 😮

Last week she went straight through a gap in the hedge and gave a passer-by a pedicure! 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

Introducing 'Boogie' the bar cat. Loves you to give him a stroke and a cuddle ~ and will love you even more when you buy the Landlord and Landlady a drink 😄

At the moment he is keeping the bar stool warm for Suzie if she pops in later after a hard day's work...:-)