Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[rosieb69]

where is bill and charlie    ?    who is running the bar  i need a drink    ........................]:)

[Anonymous]

Just help yourself Rosie.....same old, same old with this place.....but at least it's free. B-)

[rosieb69]

Just help yourself Rosie.....same old, same old with this place.....but at least it's free. B-)

  free bar harry great dont tell the others  the mule can come as well   bless him   had a great day done my once a year visits took  outlaw shoppin   he has pulled another bird he has them every where this one thinks she is the only one   he give her a tober-roll   so you know what thats means   another one on his list   i told him he is a tart but he   done the   cannot hear you  wuth a twinkie in his eye ...........................;-)

[bill-xxx]

Hi Rosie. Is it still a tea you want? Sorry I've not been around for a while. A few problems. 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Hi Harry ~ One black coffee for you. Double the price no charge 😄

How's the mule btw? Looking forward to Christmas, is he?  🙂

[09charliegirl]

🙂

Sorry Rosie ~ am getting glammed up for the RT Christmas Party, this mght take a few years a few hours! :^O

What would you like to drink? Or will this do? B-)

By the way, have you seen Smocky?

Last I heard he was doing the hogroast....or maybe it was pancakes!

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Sorry Rosie ~ am getting glammed up for the RT Christmas Party, this mght take a few years a few hours! :^O

😮 Charlie! That skirt! Tis a micro mini! (Coo) :^O

*trips over flares* 😞

PS. What is 'mght' pray? :^O

[Anonymous]

Thank you so much Bill....just what I needed.. :-x

Now where did I park that mule.............Rosie must have already taken him to discuuss his role in the panto........will be interesting. :^O

[09charliegirl]

Sorry Rosie ~ am getting glammed up for the RT Christmas Party, this might take a few years a few hours! :^O

PS. What is 'mght' pray? :^O

:_|

You're seeing things, Bill  :^O

Have one of these...tis a triple vodka  😄

[bill-xxx]

[bill-xxx]

:_|

You're seeing things, Bill  :^O

Have one of these...tis a triple vodka  😄

Seeing things? ha! You're right! (Coo again!) ha! :^O

Thanks for the drink, Charlie :-x

Have a margarita ~ known as a 'typostopper' in the trade! :^O

[09charliegirl]

:^O

Finally added the words to the pic did we?:-D

Thanks for the drink though :-x

That video with the animals singing was cute wasn't it?

[bill-xxx]

Mince pie anyone? 🙂

Freshly made today...

[bill-xxx]

Finally added the words to the pic did we? 😄

Good start ~ you've lorst me already :^O  What pic? What words? Gonna be a long night :^O

Thanks for the drink though :-x

You're welcome :-x

That video with the animals singing was cute wasn't it?

It was brilliant! Going down well on FB ~ lots of animal lovers on there.

[Anonymous]

No thanks :_|, but I'll have 20 for the mule. B-)

[bill-xxx]

Thank you so much Bill....just what I needed.. :-x

Now where did I park that mule.............Rosie must have already taken him to discuuss his role in the panto........will be interesting. :^O

I passed your mule on the way here. He was up the high street trying to 'get friendly' with a police horse 😮 :^O

Was funny ~ hee haw! :^O

[bill-xxx]

No thanks :_|, but I'll have 20 for the mule. B-)

He'll get fatter you know. 😐

:^O

[09charliegirl]

Finally added the words to the pic did we? 😄

Good start ~ you've lorst me already :^O  What pic? What words? Gonna be a long night :^O

You posted just a pic of the bar ^^there ~ didn't say anything an improvement actually ~  thought you had lorst the plot! :^O

That video with the animals singing was cute wasn't it?

It was brilliant! Going down well on FB ~ lots of animal lovers on there.

:^O Got sent it today ~ I'm sure it was going around last year too! :^O

Evening Harry :-x

That mule eats anything, Harry ~ most of the Bar garden has gone you know. It's a wonder you can ride it....B-):^O

[Anonymous]

He can do with a bit of extra weight....those hanging baskets are not all that nutritious you know....

Stupid a $$.............what's he gonna do with one of those giant police horses.......They'll just laugh at him...and we all know the rest of the story........:O

[bill-xxx]

Good start ~ you've lorst me already :^O  What pic? What words? Gonna be a long night :^O

You posted just a pic of the bar ^^there ~ didn't say anything an improvement actually ~  thought you had lorst the plot! :^O

I did post some words originally. There was a typo so I attempted to correct the word 'bat' to 'bar' and it became 'arb' so I gave up :^O

It was brilliant! Going down well on FB ~ lots of animal lovers on there.

Got sent it today ~ I'm sure it was going around last year too! :^O

That's a long time for those animals to be singing 😮 My cat sings you know. Well a kinda squeal really. Not my fault he was under the cushion when I sat down 😮 :^O