Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Morning Charlie :-x thrice! :-x
Mr Typo heer 😄
One frothy cappuccino 🙂
You okay?
:^O
Look, I can only do one fred at a time......:^O
Nice coffee! 
I'm fine thanks:-x Hope you are too?
Btw, has Boogie surfaced yet? 😮
Look, I can only do one fred at a time......
Fred? I shall be having a word with him! 😛
Nice coffee!
Thought you'd like it, Charlie. Can hear the slurping from here :^O
I'm fine thanks
Hope you are too?
Now that's always good to hear! I'm fine too, thank you :-x
Btw, has Boogie surfaced yet? 
Was picked up by a French (pfft!) trawler of the coast of Calais. They are feeding the poor thing onions and horse meat! Your fault! :^O
Look, I can only do one fred at a time....
Fred? I shall be having a word with him! 😛
:^O
That's the first joke in " Bill's Book of Carry On Jokes" isn't it? :^O
Nice coffee!
Thought you'd like it, Charlie. Can hear the slurping from here :^O
Well, that's charmin'! 😐 I was paying you a compliment...and in return an insult..:-p
No change there, then! :^O
I'm fine thanks Hope you are too?
Now that's always good to hear! I'm fine too, thank you :-x
That's good too! :-x
Btw, has Boogie surfaced yet?
Was picked up by a French (pfft!) trawler of the coast of Calais. They are feeding the poor thing onions and horse meat! Your fault! :^O
Well? Get him back for goodness sake! I think there's a mouse in the cellar....:_| Mind you, I think it saw you first ....
:^O
That's the first joke in " Bill's Book of Carry On Jokes" isn't it?
In Bill's Book of a Million Carry On Jokes! :^O Can't wait, can you? I can tell! :^O
Nice coffee!
Thought you'd like it, Charlie. Can hear the slurping from here
Well, that's charmin'! 
I was paying you a compliment...and in return an insult..
Okay, okay! You sipped it gracefully! :^O Gonna be difficult, she is! *Mwaaaah*
I'm fine thanks Hope you are too?
Now that's always good to hear! I'm fine too, thank you
That's good too!
See? I am nice! :-x 😄
Boogie was picked up by a French (pfft!) trawler of the coast of Calais. They are feeding the poor thing onions and horse meat! Your fault!
Well? Get him back for goodness sake! I think there's a mouse in the cellar..:_|.. Mind you, I think it saw you first ....
:^O:^O
😮
He heard you! Now look what you've gorn and done! He's upset! :^O
Stone the crows and beam me up Scotty! Charlie's in a discussion about UFOs 😮
Can I abduct you, Charlie? :^O
Oops! :^O Bit of a bumpy ride! :^O
In Bill's Book of a Million Carry On Jokes! :^O Can't wait, can you? I can tell! :^O
A MILLION!? 
Oh, good grief!.....:O:^O 😛
Okay, okay! You sipped it gracefully! :^O
That's better! Any chance of a tuna sandwich please? And are there any strawberries left or did Caution eat them all the other day?:-)
See? I am nice! :-x 😄
Hmm.. and what do you base that on exactly? 😄
*waits a looooooong time for reply....* :^O
He heard you! Now look what you've gorn and done! He's upset!
:^O
I was looking for that gif earlier!
*swiped* :^O
Oops! :^O Bit of a bumpy ride! :^O
😮
Not the Bentley is it? :^O
I feel sick...can't you drive this buggy a bit better please?:-D
A MILLION!? Oh, good grief!.....
:^O:^O
I just knew you'd be pleased! :^O Part two is with the publishers ~ Bill's Zillion Jokes! :^O
Okay, okay! You sipped it gracefully!
That's better! Any chance of a tuna sandwich please? And are there any strawberries left or did Caution eat them all the other day?
Hold up! Hold up! Let me write it down! Strewth! I'm not a common waiter, y'know! :^O I will get you your
Strawberry & Tuna sandwiches in a sec. *yuk!* :^O
Caution did have some strawberries (a truck load) :^O But I saved save especially for you, Miss Wimbledon! :-x
See? I am nice! 
Hmm.. and what do you base that on exactly? 😄
*waits a looooooong time for reply....* :^O
Okay ~ you are special. You are kind, and you are my bestest friend ever :-x Didn't take me too long to say 😛
I was looking for that gif earlier!
*swiped*
That's going to cost you! 😄
Nosh in next post :^O
Your Strawberries, Charlie 🙂
Your tuna sandwiches too 🙂
Scoff away! :^O
Oops! Bit of a bumpy ride!
Not the Bentley is it? :^O
No, just slightly Bent 😮 Hit the moon and dented it! :^O
I feel sick...can't you drive this buggy a bit better please? 😄
Don't be sick in it! :_| Ain't enough room for that! :^O
And look at the colour of the driver! He looks sick too! :^O
Now get in the back with me and shuttit! 😮 :^O
Your Strawberries, Charlie 🙂
Your tuna sandwiches too 🙂
Scoff away! :^O
Hey! Nice tuna sarnies! :-x
*Munch!* :^O
But...hang on! :O....what's this with the strawberries?
*spits* 😮
Oi! Landlord! Where's the cream? Tsk....! 😛
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*:^O
Hey! Nice tuna sarnies! :-x
*Munch!* :^O
But...hang on! :O....what's this with the strawberries?
*spits* 😮
Oi! Landlord! Where's the cream? Tsk....! 😛
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*:^O
Are you wearing sunglasses? Blindfolded? 😮 What do you think that is in the dish by the side of the strawberries? But I expect you've got your elbow in the bowl and not seen it!
*dim or what?* :^O
Here ~ cop this lot! :^O
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*
You can say that again! 😮 :^O 😛
Are you wearing sunglasses? Blindfolded? 😮 What do you think that is in the dish by the side of the strawberries? But I expect you've got your elbow in the bowl and not seen it!
Not blindfolded or wearing sunglasses but I didn't know I had to have x ray vision! :^O Do you mean that teeny, tiny pot on the side? Thimble size pot of cream! You're havin' a laugh! Well, someone is.....how much profit you makin' here? :^O
Nope! don't want that^^ ta! Just a nice decent size pot of cream please.....:-D
*Cor! What you have to do 'round here to get some decent strawberries and CREAM!!*:^O
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*
You can say that again! 😮 :^O 😛
OK! *Could get better service in a motorway cafe*! :^O 😛
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