That's the first joke in " Bill's Book of Carry On Jokes" isn't it?

In Bill's Book of a Million Carry On Jokes! :^O  Can't wait, can you? I can tell! :^O

Nice coffee!

Thought you'd like it, Charlie. Can hear the slurping from here

Well, that's charmin'! I was paying you a compliment...and in return an insult..

Okay, okay! You sipped it gracefully! :^O  Gonna be difficult, she is! *Mwaaaah*

I'm fine thanks Hope you are too?

Now that's always good to hear! I'm fine too, thank you

That's  good too!

See? I am nice! :-x  😄

Boogie was picked up by a French (pfft!) trawler of the coast of Calais. They are feeding the poor thing onions and horse meat! Your fault!

Well? Get him back for goodness sake! I think there's a mouse in the cellar..:_|.. Mind you, I think it saw you first ....

:^O:^O

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He heard you! Now look what you've gorn and done! He's upset! :^O