Hey! Nice tuna sarnies! :-x *Munch!* :^O But...hang on! :O....what's this with the strawberries? *spits* 😮 Oi! Landlord! Where's the cream? Tsk....! 😛 *could get better service in a motorway cafe!*:^O

Are you wearing sunglasses? Blindfolded?  😮 What do you think that is in the dish by the side of the strawberries? But I expect you've got your elbow in the bowl and not seen it!

*dim or what?* :^O

Here ~ cop this lot! :^O

*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*

You can say that again! 😮 :^O 😛