Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[jake*the*plumber]

Gosh! everywhere I go these days there are people talking to themselves, dear me it must be contagious :^O

[Anonymous]

Are there? Where? I thought I was talking to you lot or aren't you listening.  😮

[suzieseaside]

Like yawning !

[jake*the*plumber]

This is all too much excitement for me for one night, I'm off to bed now, 'night folks 😉 

[Anonymous]

Sweet dreams Jake.

[suzieseaside]

Night jake - sleep well.

I must go and park the van harry and hit the sack too.

Night :-x  Happy dreams

[Anonymous]

Yep, me too.

Sleep well Suze. Catch you tomorrow.

[suzieseaside]

We better lock up and put the mule on guard ;\

[bill-xxx]

I note all the kiddies have gone to bye-byes! :^O

*wimps!*

:^O

[suzieseaside]

Got insomnia bill ? 😞  Worrying about the bar? Don't fret, I've nicked harry's bullets! ]:)

[bill-xxx]

You've nicked her bullets? 😮  Oh well done, Suzie! :-x  I will take off my bullet-proof pants now!  :^O

Was that supposed to be me in that cartoon? Wish I could count sheep ~ all I see now are @@@@ mules! :^O

[suzieseaside]

She is only firing blanks now bill. If she were a he, that might mean summat else, but you are safe to remove your protective garments!   Most people in danger wear bullet-proof vests - but I won't ask why you are more worried about other bits!!   :^O

Yes that's you bill. Hope you've had a shave now !

I found a good mule trompe d'oeil for your bar so you can get rid of the real one and harry won't know if you ply her with enough cocktails  .... but the image isn't saveable to post.

[bill-xxx]

:^O

I wonder if she knows she only firing blanks? I will taunt her when she comes on here to test her reaction. :^O

Hope you really HAVE put blanks in her guns though 😮 😞 :^O

As for me protecting my brains, well a man has to do what a man has to do! :^O

I will check out this 'mule trompe d'oei' :^O whatever it is! Ooer! I just had a pic of a magnifying glass pop up. It said 'ask'. How long has that been going?

[Anonymous]

Firing blanks! Whose side are you on Suze. :^O

COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[suzieseaside]

:^O

You can't expect poor bill to do a good job running a bar wearing restrictive bullet-proof pants. :^O

Hey bill ....no please from harry there 😮 You gonna take that from your punters? ]:)

[Anonymous]

He doesn't have to worry about his pants...I'm a very good shot, but you'll have to be a terminator to find the target there...:^O

[suzieseaside]

😮 You're cruisin for a bruisin harry! I bet he puts salt in your coffee :^O

[Anonymous]

I would like to see him try.......]:)

[suzieseaside]

Are we in for some afternoon entertainment?

Stuck my head round the kitchen door - your coffee is on its way harry !

He's saving his china cups .... I wonder why ]:)

[suzieseaside]

If he has only put a small pinch, it may improve it.

I never knew this before:

http://blog.khymos.org/2010/03/21/a-pinch-of-salt-for-your-coffee-sir/