She is only firing blanks now bill. If she were a he, that might mean summat else, but you are safe to remove your protective garments!   Most people in danger wear bullet-proof vests - but I won't ask why you are more worried about other bits!!   :^O

Yes that's you bill. Hope you've had a shave now !

I found a good mule trompe d'oeil for your bar so you can get rid of the real one and harry won't know if you ply her with enough cocktails  .... but the image isn't saveable to post.