Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[electric*mayhem*band]

Slumming it Harry ?:O

Fallen on hard times ? Can't run to the exorbitant fees charged by that Exclusive Club for Gentlefolk ?

Well you want to take great care in here. There's some unscrupulous and dodgy people gets in. Oh not the RT, this dive. That Willums chap has been closed down three times to my knowledge.

*slips surreptitiously out through the side door, so as not to be seen* 

[cee-dee]

I saw ya!!

[bill-xxx]

Slumming it Harry ?:O

Fallen on hard times ? Can't run to the exorbitant fees charged by that Exclusive Club for Gentlefolk ?

Well you want to take great care in here. There's some unscrupulous and dodgy people gets in. Oh not the RT, this dive. That Willums chap has been closed down three times to my knowledge.

*slips surreptitiously out through the side door, so as not to be seen*

It's HARRY'S FAULT we've been closed down three times! Her mule keeps leaving dumplings in the kitchen! And they don't look too appetising with a salad! 😞

*storms orf to shovel dumplings into Harry's hat!* 😮 :^O

[Anonymous]

Oh, it's all my fault is it.......X-(

Well IF you would employ some better musicians for starters, create somewhere for my mule to eat his hay in peace..like a stable!!!, employ someone who keeps the coffee fresh and topped up day and night, do some new advertising for this place and most of all If you want this place too stay in one piece....bullet proof glass, steel tables and chairs, plastic glasses and bottles, corrugated metal roof, concrete flooring, metal bars in front of the windows, etc....might be a good idea.

A bit more like Alcatraz......]:)

[bill-xxx]

Well Harry, I can tell you're used to a better quality of life so I have arranged some temporary permanent accommodation for you while we have the damage repaired to the pub. 😐

Sorry there's no roof on it, but you tend to shoot holes in roofs anyway, so you won't need to with your new home. 😄

*skips orf merrily*

skips? ha! That was funny, wasn't it? :^O

Weather forecast is for torrential rain so bring a mac. pffft! :^O

[Anonymous]

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Speechless eh, Harry? :^O

Will look much better when you put some hanging baskets on it! :^O

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Now where is my black COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bill-xxx]

One black coffee for Harry 😄

[Anonymous]

Thank you kind sir.....just what I needed.

anything I can do  for you?

skip through your window?

new sky light?

extra door?

:^O

[Anonymous]

Just having a break...........:-D

http://youtu.be/O8urs84qJGw

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/73YscxkmORo

[Anonymous]

Self service again?

[ronnybabes]

Self service again?

Get me a whiskey woman..

And no back chat...X-(

Now!!!

Pleeze.... :-x

[jake*the*plumber]

Evenin' DH, how's my favourite gunslinger? B-) 

[Anonymous]

Hi handsome (2x)

I'm good......B-)

Ronny get your own....who do you think you are giving me orders...X-(

[ronnybabes]

Sorry Harry.

I thought I was talking to my OH..... (joke...honest) 😄

[ronnybabes]

I did say pleeze...

[Anonymous]

Ok, you are

forgiven...as usual.....