Well Harry, I can tell you're used to a better quality of life so I have arranged some temporary permanent accommodation for you while we have the damage repaired to the pub. 😐

Sorry there's no roof on it, but you tend to shoot holes in roofs anyway, so you won't need to with your new home. 😄

*skips orf merrily*

skips? ha! That was funny, wasn't it? :^O

Weather forecast is for torrential rain so bring a mac. pffft! :^O