Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Got a snipe...without even trying.....

God I'm good!!!!

X-( I wanted that! I am management! pfft!

:^O

[bill-xxx]

🙂

I am loaded too! I will give him what for!

You sure he's little?

[Anonymous]

:^O

Management????!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

You should have fed my mule....]:)

[bill-xxx]

🙂

For that I WILL feed your mule! To the goat! :^O

[Anonymous]

X-(

I understand that you are just playing around..........but my mule just doesn't get it...you laughing...he has this crazy idea you're laughing at him....so....if you would apologise to him...like I know you are going to..I might convince him that you didn't really mean it...;-)

[Anonymous]

Oh...and just in case you have forgotten who you are dealing with....B-)

http://youtu.be/fqjcoTzhaIk

:^O

[bill-xxx]

BREAKING NEWS...

Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.

*now that's amazing* 😮

I don't write these, you know* :^O

[Anonymous]

:^O

[09charliegirl]

MORE BREAKING NEWS......

NASA is recruiting more female astronauts...

When the crew gets lost in space, at least women will ask for directions.

:^O

[bill-xxx]

EVEN MORE BREAKING NEWS...

Female astronaut crash lands on moon while checking her face in the mirror

:^O

[ronnybabes]

Some Whiskey for me, and I'm expecting a visitor, so p0ur one for Spawn... when, and if he arrives. On my tab please. 😄

[spawnjohnuk]

thanks ronny , a brandy thogh pls 🙂 I have no idea what you folks are talking about but hello 🙂

[ronnybabes]

There you go Spawn mate..

My favourite brand     Asbach.   Cheers!!!

[spawnjohnuk]

wow thank you so much ,I have only once in my life recieved such a gift, we must do that in real life so I can return the favour.

What are you lot talking about pls lol no way am I  looking through 4000 posts but if seaside suzie and dirty harry are here it must be fun 🙂

[algasmoon]

er Bill, er I didnt realise you were still in the bar, I erm may have inadvertantly mentioned (just in passing) to the Americans that the bar was unstaffed this time of night and they could...well...sort of er..........helpemselves     ooooooops

[Anonymous]

B-)

[Anonymous]

Asbach? 😮 sound like the Dutch word Asbak...which means Ashtray...:^O

Cheers. :^O

[ronnybabes]

er Bill, er I didnt realise you were still in the bar, I erm may have inadvertantly mentioned (just in passing) to the Americans that the bar was unstaffed this time of night and they could...well...sort of er..........helpemselves     ooooooops

Bills not here....

I helped meself..... but he will put it on my tab!!

[ronnybabes]

Asbach? 😮 sound like the Dutch word Asbak...which means Ashtray...:^O

Cheers. :^O

Harry,..... Asbach is the finest of  Brandies, far better then the French.

It is smooth, silky, and German.

Here.  Try one,

[algasmoon]

He already has my credit card Ronny so Im doomed anyway 😞  Mind you, they do seem pre-occupied so I may have got away with it.