Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

Put in on your tab????

He better not do it to me....I have to pour my own coffee, he laughs at my mule, neglects the fact that my goat doesn't eat meat....what kind of landlord is he?

Nah....I will drink for free or he can say goodbye to his fancy pub. ]:)

[algasmoon]

Im right behind you Harry (and I mean right behind you):^O

[ronnybabes]

He already has my credit card Ronny so Im doomed anyway 😞  Mind you, they do seem pre-occupied so I may have got away with it.

It seems I will have to buy you a drink then Algas, and I will, with the greatest of pleasure.... So what is it to be Algas.... 😄

[algasmoon]

Thanks Ronny I will try your recommended Brandy, thanks :-x

[Anonymous]

Algas. Always good to know someone covers my back...?:|

Ronnie, did you win on the lottery?

[ronnybabes]

And one for later Algas... :-x

[algasmoon]

Cheers Ronny, (not trying to get me tiddly are you)?:|

[ronnybabes]

Algas. Always good to know someone covers my back...?:|

Ronnie, did you win on the lottery?

No..........   not yet!!!! but I live in hope. 😉

[algasmoon]

hope? thats where I live, must be neighbours !

[algasmoon]

night ronny, night harry   better get some zzzzzz s  have a 2.5yr old to  entertain tomorrow from about 8am so better go and read to make myself tired.  Take care guys

[ronnybabes]

night ronny, night harry   better get some zzzzzz s  have a 2.5yr old to  entertain tomorrow from about 8am so better go and read to make myself tired.  Take care guys

Read... to make yourself tired. It's 1.50am you should spark out.

I'm off now, and I'll be out like a light.

Night Algas,   :-x

[Anonymous]

Sweet dreams guys. :-x

[bill-xxx]

I got pulled over by a cop today and he said "PAPERS" and I said "SCISSORS - I WIN"!  😄

[ronnybabes]

I got pulled over by a cop today and he said "PAPERS" and I said "SCISSORS - I WIN"!  😄

How strange, I got pulled by the Fuzz yesterday,

....... It made me eyes water, I can tell you.

[bill-xxx]

New diet plan for the ladies:

Lose over a stone with the Adam Ant Diet. It's really very easy: Just sing!

Don't chew ever, don't chew ever. 🙂

[Anonymous]

:^O

[bill-xxx]

COMMUNITY ADVICE...

Whenever you start to get tired of being single ~ go and sleep on the couch to remember what being in a relationship feels like  🙂

[Anonymous]

:^O ...you should be so lucky...it's the bathtub for you tonight. :^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O ...you should be so lucky...it's the bathtub for you tonight. :^O

😮

I might drown in my sleep 😮

[bill-xxx]

I've just been watching an old episode of Bergerac. He went to interview a bloke and asked him about a dead stripper found in Dirty Harry's nightclub!  :O:

Sheesh! She seems to have it in for entertainers. Shot our pianist on opening night too! 😮