Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[rosieb69]

Hi Rosie 😄  Steady on girl! :^O

BOING BOING? You on a trampoline? :^O

thanks bill have you never seen the baggies  doing the BOING BOING  its really funny ................;-)

[bill-xxx]

Nope! Don't even know who the Baggies are :^O

[bill-xxx]

Is this it, Rosie?  😮

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mductHH9L5I

:^O

[bill-xxx]

A brief statement from your Bar Landlord 😐

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T-AYKo_ygk

[rosieb69]

Is this it, Rosie?  😮

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mductHH9L5I

:^O

yes  bill  thats the BOING BOING  ( baggies) are west bromwich albion football team do you like football  bill ....................:-D:-D:-D

[rosieb69]

yes  bill  that's the BOING BOING  ( baggies) are west bromwich albion football team do you like football  bill ....................:-D:-D:-D

they got beat  i dont hear any BOING BOING 😞

[bill-xxx]

Hi Rosie. Sorry your team got beaten ~ shame! 😞  But you asked if I was a football fan. Well no, not really. One of the few men that isn't. But I do support Liverpool because all my family do.

I also like to watch what I call 'important matches' and of course, the World Cup. 🙂

[rosieb69]

Hi Rosie. Sorry your team got beaten ~ shame! 😞  But you asked if I was a football fan. Well no, not really. One of the few men that isn't. But I do support Liverpool because all my family do.

I also like to watch what I call 'important matches' and of course, the World Cup. 🙂

  morning bill  nice cup of hot milky tea please to get me going   my team  no way i am a ASTON VILLA FAN   i love footie   OH  outlaw and the kids are all baggies fans   man utd are hard to beat  but i like to watch them because a lot of our england team play for them   have a nice day bill its lovely here .............B-)

[bill-xxx]

Morning Rosie ~ one cup of hot miky tea for you. 🙂

I get the picture now. An Aston Villa fan then? I'll have to watch out for them when they play Liverpool! 😄

Thank you ~ you have a nice day too 🙂

[electric*mayhem*band]

Good Morning Patrons. This is an important announcement from the British Broadcasting Corporation.

http://montypython.joolsc.net/downloads/sounds/ANNOY.WAV

[algasmoon]

:^O talking of 'annoying and generally irritating' sums up the wasp sting on my ankle, hope you havent got any in your beer garden Bill 😮

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sV3_LUBGTU&feature=related

[electric*mayhem*band]

hi emb long time no speak  where you been did you move ?   last time   if i remember correct you were moving  ?   ..............B-)

Not me I'm afraid, Rosie. Still here in the glorious Lake District. Royston Vasey to be exact.

Hope you're hail and hearty and in fine fettle. Just watch Willums with his bottles of Babycham. They went out of production fifteen years ago.

Take care. :-x

[rosieb69]

hiB-)B-), Rosie. Still here in the glorious Lake District. Royston Vasey to be exact.

Hope you're hail and hearty and in fine fettle. Just watch Willums with his bottles of Babycham. They went out of production fifteen years ago.

Take care. :-x

hi EMB  i love the lake district  had some great times up there  me and OH  done our walking out there and our honeymoon   going up again later on in the year  lucky you to live in such a lovely place ................

[bill-xxx]

Good Morning Patrons. This is an important announcement from the British Broadcasting Corporation.

http://montypython.joolsc.net/downloads/sounds/ANNOY.WAV

GOOD MORNING TO YOU MR EMB

The Management responds...:-D

http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l198/ParisStreetPitCrew/Twitch%20Videos/?action=view&current=MOV03891.mp4&sort=ascending

Have a nice day. 😄

[rosieb69]

Morning Rosie ~ one cup of hot miky tea for you. 🙂

I get the picture now. An Aston Villa fan then? I'll have to watch out for them when they play Liverpool! 😄

Thank you ~ you have a nice day too 🙂

thanks bill just what i needed   tea tastes better out of a china cup ......................B-) 

[electric*mayhem*band]

Glad you enjoyed it Rosie, and I hope the weather stays kind for your forthcoming visit, though I can't guarantee it. You have a 90% chance of getting wet through to your Liberty Bodice. :^O Good Luck anyway. Just make sure you bring a good set of Oilskins and a Sou'wester. 😉

As for you Landlord Pot Man, are you aware that Ospreys are a protected species ?

*pens a letter to the RSPB.....that should clean his cage out*

[bill-xxx]

:^O talking of 'annoying and generally irritating' sums up the wasp sting on my ankle, hope you havent got any in your beer garden Bill 😮

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sV3_LUBGTU&feature=related

A wasp stung your ankle? Good grief! What were you thinking of baring your ankles in a public place? Tsk and Tsk again! 😮 :^O

But to be serious for a second moment, sorry to hear it. Did it hurt? But all the wasps in our beer garden and friendly ones ~ and mostly dead :^O

Loved the video ~ was hilarious! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Pleased it went down well, Rosie.  But did you notice where that antique bone china cup & saucer went? Don't seem to be able to find it? ?:|

It was here just before Embsie popped back it was. Maybe he nicked it and is dribbling with excitement knows where it is?  😮

[bill-xxx]

As for you Landlord Pot Man, are you aware that Ospreys are a protected species ?

*pens a letter to the RSPB.....that should clean his cage out*

It's okay, Embsie ~ he was well-protected. Put tinfoil around him and then on gas mark 6. 😄

Pot man? 😮 How rude! Pffft! :^O

[electric*mayhem*band]

Pleased it went down well, Rosie.  But did you notice where that antique bone china cup & saucer went? Don't seem to be able to find it? ?:|

It was here just before Embsie popped back it was. Maybe he nicked it and is dribbling with excitement knows where it is?  😮

How dare you, sir. And it's no good doing a 'strike through'. Nothing escapes my Loupe. It was said and meant.

*pens another letter to 'Blaggitt, Winggitt, and Fakeitt - Solicitors at Law', re a writ for Defamation of Character*

Anyway I dropped the blessed thing and it bounced. When I clocked the Backstamp it said 'Tupperware - Toughened Plastic'. Antique be damned. :_|