Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[electric*mayhem*band]

To: The Complaints Department.

Why have we got all these wretched 'Quotation Marks' on here ?

It's far too cluttered, and quite frankly a diabolical mess.

Sort it for the next time I return. X-(

Pffft !

[jimbo1lee]

Though of the day,

If love is blind!,

Why is marriage such an eye opener?>>>>>>>>>:^O>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:^O.

[bill-xxx]

Anyway I dropped the blessed thing and it bounced. When I clocked the Backstamp it said 'Tupperware - Toughened Plastic'. Antique be damned.

Thanks for that ~ much appreciated. I was told it was antique. I am angry now and am on the phone to Argos to give them what for! X-(

@@*!@ @@!!@ !!! &$@@

[bill-xxx]

To: The Complaints Department.

Why have we got all these wretched 'Quotation Marks' on here ?

It's far too cluttered, and quite frankly a diabolical mess.

Sort it for the next time I return. X-(

Pffft !

:^O:^O

Can I quote you on that? 😄

[rosieb69]

Not me I'm afraid, Rosie. Still here in the glorious Lake District. Royston Vasey to be exact.

Hope you're hail and hearty and in fine fettle. Just watch Willums with his bottles of Babycham. They went out of production fifteen years ago.

Take care. :-x

"a local shop for local people"..............;-)

[ronnybabes]

Tubbs...... is that you?

[rosieb69]

Tubbs...... is that you?

hi ronny fancy a drink ?   had any  more slaps ................:-D:-D:-D

[ronnybabes]

Rosie .... no, no, and thrice no, you should be asking t'other one... not me. Why would I get a slap, I've done nowt wrong?

[ronnybabes]

hi ronny fancy a drink ?   had any  more slaps ................:-D:-D:-D

Large Whiskey on the Rocks pleeeeeeze!! :-x

Rosie's buying ..

[bill-xxx]

One large whisky ~ on Rosie's tab 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Oops ~ forgot the ice  😄

[ronnybabes]

One large whisky ~ on Rosie's tab 🙂

Thanks Bill that looks lovely, even the ice appears invisible.

Cheers Rosie. :-x

[rosieb69]

Large Whiskey on the Rocks pleeeeeeze!! :-x

Rosie's buying ..

large whiskey for ronny please bill ,just between me and you ronny  what ia a flip flopping populist ....................;-)

[bill-xxx]

Thanks Bill that looks lovely, even the ice appears invisible.

Cheers Rosie. :-x

Wait for it, Ronny ~ it's right behind you! 😄

[bill-xxx]

large whiskey for ronny please bill ,just between me and you ronny  what ia a flip flopping populist ....................

I Googled it and came up with this ~ but I'm none the wiser! :^O

http://mittohio.blogspot.com/2008/01/mccain-flip-flopping-populist-economic.html

[rosieb69]

large whiskey for ronny please bill ,just between me and you ronny  what ia a flip flopping populist ....................

I Googled it and came up with this ~ but I'm none the wiser! :^O

http://mittohio.blogspot.com/2008/01/mccain-flip-flopping-populist-economic.html

  thats ok ronny  have another ................B-)

[ronnybabes]

just between me and you ronny  what ia a flip flopping populist ?:|

Rosie darned if I know, she uses these hi-filluting phrases and words to deride, and negate you, so you cannot possibly answer, or reply.

Like most people, I'm finished with her, so you had better ask her, but please don't drag me back into it, X-(  I've just successfully extracted myself. She will upset her equilidrium with her flow of verbosity one day...

[rosieb69]

  thats ok ronny  have another ................B-)

bill there is more what is disingenous or rhetoric  ?   sorry ronny  have another whiskey ......;-)

[rosieb69]

just between me and you ronny  what ia a flip flopping populist ?:|

Rosie darned if I know, she uses these hi-filluting phrases and words to deride, and negate you, so you cannot possibly answer, or reply.

Like most people, I'm finished with her, so you had better ask her, but please don't drag me back into it, X-(  I've just successfully extracted myself. She will upset her equilidrium with her flow of verbosity one day...

sorry ronny  equilidrium ?  verbosity  ?  ;-)what school did you guys go to never heard such words tell me more ......................;-)

[rosieb69]

sorry ronny  equilidrium ?  verbosity  ?  ;-)what school did you guys go to never heard such words tell me more ......................;-)

i am off to the library to look them up ..........