Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Love the jokes Bill.

We need to keep laughing, regardless of the mayhem.

A coffee would be nice if you're not too busy Bill. 🙂

We do need to keep laughing, Harry ~ that's true. But am sorry I will not be able to be on the Bar today. But please help yourself to anything you want.

Bye for now...

[bill-xxx]

morning or is it afternoon a nice irish coffee for me please bill .....................;-)

That goes for you too, Rosie ~ and anyone else who might pop in. Use the self-service option ~ ta!

[rosieb69]

That goes for you too, Rosie ~ and anyone else who might pop in. Use the self-service option ~ ta!

thankyou bill   ....................B-)

[rosieb69]

thankyou bill   ....................B-)

free bar   ......................:^O

[bill-xxx]

Good Grief!!! 😮

Empty Guinness bottles everywhere!!! 😮

ROSIE!!! :^O

[rosieb69]

Good Grief!!! 😮

Empty Guinness bottles everywhere!!! 😮

ROSIE!!! :^O

oop"s sorry bill   ...............;-) 

[Anonymous]

Hi Bill. :-x

My mule asked me to tell you that you're out of hanging baskets and would you be so kind to get some more....B-)

[bill-xxx]

Hi Bill. :-x

My mule asked me to tell you that you're out of hanging baskets and would you be so kind to get some more....B-)

Good morning, Harry :-x

Message to mule: "We are out of hanging baskets because you've scoffed them! The ones out front now have thistles in them" :^O

Stop encouraging him, Harry X-( Charlie will be hopping mad ~ more so than usual! 😮 :^O

You want a coffee?

[bill-xxx]

oop"s sorry bill   ...............;-)

You must be stoned!! :^O

[electric*mayhem*band]

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF HER MAJESTY'S GOVERNMENT.

Apologies. We appear to have accidentally left the announcement on the Underground.

Meanwhile, here is a little music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOBw6XwqRo

[bill-xxx]

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF THE PRESS

The announcement you accidentally left on the Underground will be headline news tomorrow.

Here is a little back hander ~ ta!

Meanwhile we continue with some music...:-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HyE7nd_l0k

[bill-xxx]

Rioters strike in Edinburgh 10th August 2011 😮

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW0356brnrE&feature=player_embedded

[09charliegirl]

Could watch this for hours....:-)

http://tinyurl.com/3w4xstq

[bill-xxx]

Fascinating, Charlie...:-)

You okay? :-x

[09charliegirl]

Or how about Mr Jansen...?

http://tinyurl.com/4buqc5c

[margaret*e]

Hi Charlie.

Bill, I don't want to disrupt the other thread too much.

Have a look at als link, on the side of it there's a Mr Khan/ Clegg interview worth watching.:-D

http://community.ebay.co.uk/topic/Round-Table/Warned-Cameron/1700015816

[bill-xxx]

:^O:^O

That is hilarious, Margaret :^O

Those two really take some stick, don't they?

[bill-xxx]

Or how about Mr Jansen...?

http://tinyurl.com/4buqc5c

I have never seen anything like that ~ truly amazing. 😮

[algasmoon]

Thats unbelievable !! a bit creepy in a weird spider-like way though. I cant think what program it was on, but I saw something the other day, its a sculpture of a tree like shape made from what looks like scaffold tubes and its designed to 'sing' due to the wind going through the tubes, wish I could think where it was, maybe someone will find that on youtube.

[09charliegirl]

Hi Bill I'm fine thanks!

Mr Jansen is one talented guy isn't he!! :^O

Hey Margaret! ...that was brilliant!:^O:^O

Another video will be arriving shortly....:-D

*soon as I find it on YT* :^O