Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[algasmoon]

Thanks Bill, that was the start of it when there were only 70 or so it grew as people from their houses joined in, one guy went dressed as a Wolverine 🙂 

Thanks for that link, I had to watch cartoons to keep little legs happy at home.

But since they got home they've been showing me all their clips on the phones. Im glad its been shown i didnt think it would, up til now the world must have thought we'd all gone soft.

[bill-xxx]

Gotta go now, Algas. Take care now :-x

[algasmoon]

Night Bill :-x

[bill-xxx]

Good morning 🙂

Nice day down here in Kent 🙂

[bill-xxx]

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

There’s been a riot in my biscuit tin!! A bandit called rocky, who is quite crackers, has hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, kidnapped a cookie and made a breakaway in a taxi! Police said rocky was last seen after eight in maryland drinking bourbon and hobnobbing with a ginger nut. Police add that there isn’t a crumb of evidence so the jammy dodger got away with it

[rosieb69]

Did you mean 'hops' Rosie? If so, then yes, Kent IS famous for growing hops.

http://www.hoppingdowninkent.org.uk/whykent.php

yes sorry silly me hops   i seen them while passing through kent   outlaw (father in law) use to go hop picking here before the war he has told me some great stories  about the life   and how they lived .............B-)

[rosieb69]

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

There’s been a riot in my biscuit tin!! A bandit called rocky, who is quite crackers, has hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, kidnapped a cookie and made a breakaway in a taxi! Police said rocky was last seen after eight in maryland drinking bourbon and hobnobbing with a ginger nut. Police add that there isn’t a crumb of evidence so the jammy dodger got away with it

funny bill at least we can  LOFF  about it ...................B-)

[bill-xxx]

funny bill at least we can  LOFF  about it ...................

😄

You're 'aving a  larf!

[geographically*challenged]

Thats a good un Bill. I like jokes like that:)

[bill-xxx]

Thats a good un Bill. I like jokes like that:)

Glad you liked it, Tim. Compliments of Facebook...:-)

[bill-xxx]

There are many jokes on Facebook that are absolutely hilarious. Unfortunately they are in modern English and cannot be repeated here.

I did try to 'adjust' one to make it acceptable and it ended up like this:

"The..."

That's it! :^O

[geographically*challenged]

There are many jokes on Facebook that are absolutely hilarious. Unfortunately they are in modern English and cannot be repeated here.

I did try to 'adjust' one to make it acceptable and it ended up like this:

"The..."

That's it! :^O

😉

[algasmoon]

:^O  This one is a joke but at the moment its seems more like real life:

School kids go on a trip to the local police station, while looking around at the wanted posters one shocked child says, pointing at a poster on the wall,

'is that man really the most wanted man in town?'

'yes he is son' says the PC showing them around

'then why didnt you keep him when you took the picture?'

[bill-xxx]

:^O  This one is a joke but at the moment its seems more like real life:

School kids go on a trip to the local police station, while looking around at the wanted posters one shocked child says, pointing at a poster on the wall,

'is that man really the most wanted man in town?'

'yes he is son' says the PC showing them around

'then why didnt you keep him when you took the picture?'

:^O:^O

I loved that, Algas! Just the sort of thing a child would say too...:^O

[rosieb69]

:^O:^O

I loved that, Algas! Just the sort of thing a child would say too...:^O

kids always speak the truth   in all the madness and sadness of the last couple of days its good to  LOFF  .....................;-)

[bill-xxx]

Just come back from the Gym where they have a new piece of equipment. I only used it for an hour and felt quite sick. Mind you, it did have all the the things I like ~ Mars bars, kit kats and crunchies etc...

[bill-xxx]

One for Arthur...

They have arrested a yob in the Liverpool riots with a 50" TV on the front of his moped. When questioned he said it was his Sat Nav

[bill-xxx]

This chav applied to go on the TV show, How To Look Good Naked. She got a letter back from Channel 4 saying She wasn't a suitable candidate but had she considered Scrapheap Challenge...

[Anonymous]

:^O

Love the jokes Bill.

We need to keep laughing, regardless of the mayhem.

A coffee would be nice if you're not too busy Bill. 🙂

[rosieb69]

morning or is it afternoon a nice irish coffee for me please bill .....................;-)